What did the Commanding General of the United States Army say after having his budget approved?
Tanks for that.
My dad was demoted to part time as orchestra conductor due to budget cuts
Now he's a semiconductor.
I used to work in a small infantry division that lost its heavy artillery budget...
...It really was a tankless job.
Public Service Announcement: In order to meet the energy budget for 2020....
the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.
Thank you and have a nice day.
If Kenny Loggins was to open a budget hotel complex in the woods...
.. Would they be called Kenny Log Inns?
Some filmmakers were secretly trying to murder the lead actor in a low-budget flick, but he got wind of the plot and managed to escape. They took the existing footage and shopped it to different producers, but it was roundly rejected by everyone for the same reason.
It wasn't up to snuff.
I wanted to raise my weekly budget, but realized I can't..
Because I can't lift more than £50!
The medical examiner’s office was told to reduce their budget
So they had to cut coroners.
I can't believe how high the US mint's budget is.
But I guess you have to spend money to make money
Due to cuts in the education budget, they've decided to simplify the alphabet, reducing it to just two vowels and one consonant...
...but don't worry, everything's going to be A-OK!
Ky low-budget Ren imgur.com/a/YXYUi
I heard the Hoover Dam is cutting back on janitors due to budget cuts.
It's a dam dirty shame.
The other day, Egypt's old bus broke down. So the school used its budget to get Anubis.
Did you hear they're making a low-budget version of Dunkirk?
They're calling it Dunkirkland
I just bought a vintage Rolls Royce, but the budget didn't cover a driver.
So I spent all that money, and I've got nothing to chauffeur it.
If ostrich my budget, I could afford this imgur.com/gallery/1EUrg
I saw an ad for low budget notice boards
Never a good sign
My mate and I were talking about our budgets for the month
And I had to throw in my two cents.
