No shit Sherlock?
Now he's a semiconductor.
Tanks for that.
It hertz
...It really was a tankless job.
the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.
Thank you and have a nice day.
He couldn’t budget so he worked it out with a pencil
.. Would they be called Kenny Log Inns?
It wasn't up to snuff.
Because I can't lift more than £50!
Are they the same thing as my landscaping budget?
So they had to cut coroners.
But I guess you have to spend money to make money
...but don't worry, everything's going to be A-OK!
It's a dam dirty shame.
Add 24 carrots
They're calling it Dunkirkland
So I spent all that money, and I've got nothing to chauffeur it.
The neighboring store front and exterminator van in the opening credits have the best punny business names and always crack me up. I'm a fan and would love to name my business in a similar fashion. ETA Examples: I'd Hit That Boxing Gym. Lady and the Clamp, Hardware for Her. A Fridge Too Far. Cupid's Stupid, Divorce Attorneys. A Ton in the Oven, Big and Tall Baby Clothes. Let's Scissor! Collage Studio. Don't Stop Bereaving, Grief Counseling.
But I am So. Stuck.
A little background about my business idea: I'm a personal/sometimes virtual assistant specializing in household admin and management. I'm marketing mostly towards blue collar men who might be widows/divorcees who never had to worry about the general finances and household paperwork. Some of the services offered are: budget setting, bill paying, appointment setting/calendar management, travel arrangements, errands, personal & grocery shopping, pet & house sitting, etc...
I'm ready to take the next steps in making this an actual business and take out some ad space, but the perfectionist in me NEEDS a brilliant name. Can someone please help me? The best I can come up with is some sort of play on Pepper Potts, but I see quite a few VAs out there with that as a business name. I will gift a platinum to the one I like the best if that's appropriate.
Thank you in advance! 🍔
Never a good sign
And I had to throw in my two cents.
Now our budget's cracking up.
I took my dog called Pilky (named after Karl Pilkington) for a walk in the park. We stopped for a minute so he could have some fun in the grass, when this girl walks by.
Her: What a cutie
Me: Thanks, I just had a new haircut.
She gives me a puzzled look when suddenly she gets it.
She: that's funny.
Me: No, that's Pilky.
One time a contractor approached me and asked if I wanted to buy some panzers that his company built.
I considered it for a while but remembered that the air force needed to get new fighter jets.
I turn back to the contractor and say, “sorry, but we just don’t have enough room in the budget. Thanks but no tanks.”
He couldn’t lift a mountain, but he could budget.
Trainer-Why aren't you progressing with your muscle building? Me- I don't take protein Its 'whey' out of my budget.
I hear it ran on a hamstring budget.
(rimshot).
I really think Disney Villains are misunderstood. You have to respect how they pursue their passions. They usually have henchmen or “employees” so I’m guessing there’s a compensation system in place and they are managing a budget to fund all their evil campaigns. And what business model did they have to follow? Was there an Ursula before Ursula? I don’t think so. These villains are business visionaries and they deserve such respect.
but due to budget cuts it may just end up being a play on words.
Budget cuts
Okay so today is payday and my wife and I were making up our budget. My son (2 years old) comes over and takes the pen trying to color on my wife's notebook. We turn it to a blank page and just let him go crazy.
He then starts trying to color on himself, marking a line on his forehead.
I take the pen and say, "No Joshua! That's where I, (looked at my wife when I said this next part) DRAW THE LINE." Wife groaned, my son wined for a bit, I laughed my ass off.
We were talking about the government shutdown when he said....
"Well congress tried to move the bill through the house but they couldn't budget."
He couldn’t budget, so he had to work it out with a pencil.
He couldn't budget so he had to work it out with a pencil.
They just couldn’t budget
He couldn’t budget.
