[Pun request] I need a child appropriate pun that could make a good TV show title about hunting for ghosts in bathrooms
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︎ May 10 2019
Hit me with your puns for a folk festival shirt!
My friend is designing a t-shirt for Folk Fest and needs a witty, all-ages-appropriate pun to go on it, but neither her, nor I or my fiancee can come up with one. The image on the front is of a beardy man playing the tuba, with a bird (Cardinal, I think?) coming out of it that's playing the drums. Out of the bass drum is crawling a cracked-out-looking dude wearing flannel, who's playing the guitar-looking instrument, with arms coming out of that playing the triangle. A great pun for the shirt with the word "Folk" in it would be much appreciated, and I know you guys are good at making puns, so fire away! Reddit, lend me your puns!
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︎ Jul 20 2012
Reposting my feet joke to a more appropriate place
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︎ Nov 25 2020
Torque appropriated circumstances call for -in kind- repeat applied force when concerned with most of yer dried and salted pork products and jovial responses.
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︎ Oct 19 2020
Is it appropriate to call a sitting president diaperdon?
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︎ Nov 27 2020
What is an appropriate age to tell my highway it's adopted?
I feel like the 66 route is a little late
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︎ Oct 15 2020
When is it appropriate to grieve?
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︎ Sep 17 2020
In Germany, is it appropriate to refer to it as 21:00
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︎ Sep 27 2020
When is the most appropriate time to deliver a child?
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︎ Sep 07 2020
When is it appropriate to sleep in a bathtub?
When you're feeling drained.
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︎ Sep 19 2020
Today, I apologised to my family for replacing some words with their less appropriate synonyms..
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︎ Aug 08 2020
Three fruits decided to have a dragrace match. The Lemon prepared by practcing driving skills, the orange by studying the appropriate tecniques, the grape by relaxing in the sun. Who won?
The grape. He was the only one who went raisin.
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︎ Jun 24 2020
I thought this was appropriate given our current circumstances. One of those jokes that makes you stop and chuckle.
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︎ Apr 07 2020
Might not be the appropriate place for this, but here is a bold take
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︎ Feb 28 2020
People, musTARD is not an appropriate thing to say
Please guys, refer as condimentally challenged
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︎ Jan 25 2020
Where was Moses when the lights went out?
In the dark.
My dad literally just said this to me, so I felt it was appropriate to post.
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︎ Jan 07 2021
A credit union in a Moon colony could be appropriately called Apollo Lunar Lender.
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︎ Feb 14 2020
A seasonal appropriate cake for my 2nd cake day!!
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︎ Dec 25 2019
Found on r/memes. Thought it'd be appropriate to post here
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︎ Aug 05 2019
What did the media say to the Kardashian after she culturally appropriated a Japanese dress?
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︎ Mar 02 2020
I read that a mask and gloves were appropriate ppe for going out to the grocery store.
Well that is total bs, everyone else had clothes on too.
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︎ Mar 27 2020
My friend used to say this all the time when someone disagreed with an opinion of his. Not sure if itβs appropriate for this sub, but it still makes me laugh when used today.
βWell, there are two kinds of people in this world. Those who are, and those who are not, my uncle.β
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︎ Mar 04 2020
What is a caterpillar's worst enemy?
A dogerpillar.
This was a joke from my first book of jokes I received on my 8th birthday. I felt it was appropriate on my cake day.
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︎ Dec 17 2020
Dad : Oh no! Our neighbor died!
Mom : Who, Ray?
Dad : I don't think cheering is appropriate Karen
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︎ Dec 07 2020
What is an appropriate tool for Communists to measure time?
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︎ Apr 21 2019
What technology does the Chinese Government use to determine which dance moves are appropriate and respectable?
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︎ Oct 24 2019
This seems appropriate for the subreddit
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︎ Jan 15 2019
It made me exhale through my nose, thought itβd be appropriate.
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︎ Feb 19 2019
In Canada, they use the more appropriate βB.C.Eβ instead of βB.C.β
It stands for βBefore Christ, Eh?β
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︎ Jul 11 2019
At what point is it appropriate to start telling dad jokes?
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︎ Jul 11 2019
Can someone connect mental health and dentistry in a pun?
I hope this appropriate to ask here. I am going to create a mental health support group on Facebook for Australian/New Zealand dental students and am needing a catchy/punny name. Currently there exists two mental health support groups that I know of on Facebook, both for dentists and not students. One is called Mental Dental and the other is called The Mental Block (alluding to the mental nerve in dentistry), so obviously I can't use those.
I'm not great with word games/etc so really appreciate any help. Thank you!
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︎ Sep 21 2020
What's an appropriate sound effect for a dad joke about wheat?
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︎ Mar 25 2019
I saw this on Facebook and felt it appropriately fit here.
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︎ Sep 11 2013
If I grow peppers from other countries in my back yard
Is it horticultural appropriation?
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︎ Jun 13 2020
My former wife highly recommended a movie that I should take the kids to see, but I didnβt think it was appropriate.
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︎ Aug 28 2018
What's the article of winter clothing most appropriate for Valentine's Day?
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︎ Nov 27 2018
In a serious food fight, a food fight to the death, what would be the most appropriate food weapon? (found dad in r/AskReddit)
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/615gh8/in_a_serious_food_fight_a_food_fight_to_the_death/dfc7q3q/
Answer - Extra Sharp Cheddar
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︎ Mar 24 2017
When it comes to reaching high places on my own or by using an appropriate tool...
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︎ Apr 24 2018
How do you annoy a /r/dadjokes subscriber?
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︎ Apr 19 2018
Some might find my dad jokes "childishβ.
However, they're perfectly appropriate for groan adults.
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︎ Sep 10 2020
The beam over the stairs in my house is a bit low, so I put up an appropriate warning sign. [yes, I'm a dad]
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︎ Oct 11 2013
At what age is it appropriate
To tell my dog he is adopted?
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