A list of puns related to "Projected"
This is because of a-coo-sticks.
Itβs also projected to weaken in strength, and will be called Tropical Storm Bud Light.
Me: "I guess everyone's getting Z's"
It was riveting!
Hairy Pottery.
I guess I'll give it the old collage try.
... He always avoid the stakeholders.
"That sounds hard."
"Thank you. I'm a professional."
Thatβs when I draw the line.
But atleast she has a smoothie
Multi-level marketing
A bad project manager makes up dates.
Their next car is Elon gated.
Flying Saucer
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Men are now working around the clock.
While the sister was working the brother was walking around doing nothing
5 minutes pass
B: Ow S: You alright B: Yeah, just bumped into the table S: Where does it hurt B: Mitosis
So weβve got this FisherPrice Projector Mobile thing that projects a rotating imaging onto the ceiling. (Very nice little thing, highly suggest for babies)
Anyways... Weβve got it set up in the living room and Wife, Son, and I are laying on the ground in the dark watching it go round and round. Itβs Jungle Themed, so a lion, elephant giraffe, tiger, a few monkeys, and so on...
Weβre pointing out the different animals to Son and heβs repeating a few words here and there... When he starts waving and saying βHiβ as a new animal rotates in.
So Wife goes, βHere comes the Lion. Can you say Hi to the Lion?β
And Son waves and says βHi!β and giggles.
Wife: βAnd thereβs an Elephant! Can you Hi to the Elephant?β
Son: βHi... tootsβ
Wife: βYes! Toots! And hereβs the next animal. Can you wave to the tiger?β
Son: βHi!β
Wife: βThatβs the βHi of the Tigerββ
Me: β... π π πβ
Wife: βYou love me... Look Son! A Zebra!β
Theyβre projecting a large increase in e-fish-in-sea.
They couldn't find any concrete Evan dents.
They wil be some fine ass Infantry
I'm looking for fish puns you would annoy the person who's unwillingly going on a fishing trip with you (it's for a fictional project) Would appreciate the help!
But thatβs just projected figures.
They learn fromage
Iβm just buttoning it up now.
Gastral Projection
They always try to keep stake holders happy
He decided to do some work on his own drive way one weekend. He started to complain about how poorly the project was going, I told him well, itβs your own asphalt.
Billy replied βI drew a blankβ
But now they have a lot of violins
It wasn't the most accurate, but it gets the point across.
That way, they'll always have the Manned Delorean available.
Ok, just hear meow...
"I'm going on a fission trip."
They do all the heavy lifting.
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