We must create artistic compositions made of various materials glued on a surface for my Art 419 class project...
I guess I'll give it the old collage try.
Count Dracula is a terrible project manager...
... He always avoid the stakeholders.
As a globe restorer, I never turn down projects where I have to fill in missing countries or islands. But missing equators?
That’s when I draw the line.
My daughter's teacher gave her a project to write the English alphabet on slips of paper. Unfortunately 25 letter slips got wrinkled on her way to school.
But atleast she has a smoothie
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There are rumors that Tesla is considering on a stretched, three row version of their Model X SUV. The project is on Musk's desk waiting for a decision on whether to go forward.
Their next car is Elon gated.
A good project manager makes updates.
A bad project manager makes up dates.
My wife threw a saucer at me because I hadn't completed the science project of our kid until then. Interestingly, he won first prize at school for presenting a
How do you call a Photoshop project file that gave you anxiety ?
An eggciting resin art project
A brother and sister were working with each other on a science project.
While the sister was working the brother was walking around doing nothing
5 minutes pass
B: Ow
S: You alright
B: Yeah, just bumped into the table
S: Where does it hurt
B: Mitosis
The project to restore Big Ben was a bit behind schedule, so the construction company put on a third shift...
Men are now working around the clock.
Paper based puns for a project about turning paper into plastics
My buddy, Evan, just got acquitted of all charges that he was imprinting his face in the foundation of a local housing project.
They couldn't find any concrete Evan dents.
I’ve been working on a passion project called ‘The Dirtiest Dishes’
What will newborn babies become if the Goverment use them in a secret military project?
They wil be some fine ass Infantry
I’ve almost finished my project on dress shirts.
I’m just buttoning it up now.
Vampires make great project managers
They always try to keep stake holders happy
Billy turned in his art project and his teacher said “This piece of paper has nothing on it?”
Billy replied “I drew a blank”
A music project in the ghetto taught a lot of youngsters to play string instruments. The crime rate dropped significantly.
But now they have a lot of violins
I made a Dot Plot Graph in 2 minutes for my Science project
It wasn't the most accurate, but it gets the point across.
The next Disney+ project, is a Star Wars/ Back to the Future crossover. Deer Brown gets a bounty hunter to stay in the car.
That way, they'll always have the Manned Delorean available.
Wouldn't it be cool if you could project cat sounds into other people's heads?
When Manhattan Project workers needed to keep their jobs secret, they would leave and tell their loved ones:
"I'm going on a fission trip."
I like doing group projects with bodybuilders.
They do all the heavy lifting.
My preschooler’s project — mistletoes
Years ago at my first IT startup we thought we'd caught a big break when we were asked to set up the campus network at a major college. However, the project eventually fell through when they failed to secure the necessary funding.
I still think about it sometimes - the WAN that got away.
My family was talking about my sisters project where she had to make a Roman theatre. In it she put some guys stabbing each other, as a demonstration of how plays sometimes consisted of people actually killing each other to make it more realistic.
I mentioned that they used slaves and criminals, since they would have a hard time getting actors to play the part of someone that actually dies, and my dad disagreed.
He said: No, people were dying to have that job.
Sorry if something like this has already been posted.
A husband and wife architect team were planning their next project . . .
The domineering wife thought the house needed a cantilevered balcony while the husband thought that it would ruin the aesthetic of the design. She told him he was an idiot and to keep his mouth shut. His friends hated to see her treat him so badly.
They always said “Why cantilever?”
After he had completed the "Potato Battery" project in school...
...my father decided that he was going to create a new potato breed that could be utilized for bigger electrical needs and he planned to change the world. After much trial and error, he ended up cross-breeding a new hybrid potato that was powerful enough to be used in a car!
After much thought, he decided to name his new potato breed....
"Alter-tator"
When the queen of England has a project and finance it herself. Is it called crownfunding ?
My child was setting up a science homework project on the dinner table. I swiped the table clean and threw the table outside. He asked "what was that for?"
I said, it's a periodic table. You cant use it right now.
Did you know during the third Reich there was a project to produce energy from a certain type of grain
I'm surprised you never heard of Hitler's rice to power
I am a do it yourselfer. I WAS working on a homemade sunscreen project but set it aside...
I put it on the back burner.
My friends and I are doing a project on Mars and our group name was, “Deimos! at the Disco”
Because Deimos and Phobos are Mars’s moons.
Phobos means Fear and you can guess what Deimos means
My son told me that he needed supervision for a school project he was working on
I asked him, "Since when is regular vision not good enough?"
I need to make a project for school. I've decided to make mine about why some men get madder than some women, or vice versa.
It'll be called "The Gender Rage Gap"
A school artwork project..
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