The project management office tried to open a pharmacy but went out of business due to poor sales of mouthwash.

They were out of SCOPE.

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📅︎ Mar 16 2018
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I am ashamed to admit the following occurred during project management training today:

We had begun a section on 'change management', and to prove his point, the facilitator challenged us to try to name one thing that does not involve change.

I proudly shouted out "A CREDIT CARD!"

He looks at me and asks, "A... credit card?"

I reply, "Yes. There is no change when paying with a credit card..."

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👤︎ u/Utsis
📅︎ Apr 01 2016
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Count Dracula is a terrible project manager...

... He always avoid the stakeholders.

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📅︎ Nov 19 2020
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A good project manager makes updates.

A bad project manager makes up dates.

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👤︎ u/JoeFas
📅︎ Sep 03 2020
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After all this home schooling, my kid finally lost control
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Vampires make great project managers

They always try to keep stake holders happy

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👤︎ u/garboooge
📅︎ Feb 13 2020
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Instant message conversation with coworkers

In chat with my project manager:

PM: Yeah, here's a beneficial time for us to be stagged
Me: indeed
PM: That should read staggered, though
Me: we are on the horns of a dilemma
Me: oh deer, that was a lame pun
Me: i should just buck the trend of bad humor
Me: doe! i did it again
PM: ...

Then I pasted the above conversation to another coworker:

Coworker: ha well plaid
Coworker: i meant played
Me: it really was a clash of the tartans
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👤︎ u/kziv
📅︎ Sep 01 2015
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