The project management office tried to open a pharmacy but went out of business due to poor sales of mouthwash.
They were out of SCOPE.
I am ashamed to admit the following occurred during project management training today:
We had begun a section on 'change management', and to prove his point, the facilitator challenged us to try to name one thing that does not involve change.
I proudly shouted out "A CREDIT CARD!"
He looks at me and asks, "A... credit card?"
I reply, "Yes. There is no change when paying with a credit card..."
Count Dracula is a terrible project manager...
... He always avoid the stakeholders.
A good project manager makes updates.
A bad project manager makes up dates.
After all this home schooling, my kid finally lost control
Vampires make great project managers
They always try to keep stake holders happy
Instant message conversation with coworkers
In chat with my project manager:
PM: Yeah, here's a beneficial time for us to be stagged
Me: indeed
PM: That should read staggered, though
Me: we are on the horns of a dilemma
Me: oh deer, that was a lame pun
Me: i should just buck the trend of bad humor
Me: doe! i did it again
PM: ...
Then I pasted the above conversation to another coworker:
Coworker: ha well plaid
Coworker: i meant played
Me: it really was a clash of the tartans