My new job at the nuclear reactor requires me to take anger management classes.

They're to prevent meltdowns.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sodrohu
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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My coworker handed me a brochure on anger management this morning.

I just lost it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2020
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I just got a senior management position at Old McDonald’s farm

I’m the C I E I O

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hoody13
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2020
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When you work with computers, you should regularly check their storage management.

It's pretty easy and it won't hurt one bit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KevinK15
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2020
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Competitor of Ace Institute of Management be like: Don't be an Acehole!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/saujanyanepal
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2019
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Why are necromancers good in management?

They can work with a skeleton crew

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jayforder
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2020
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Anger management classes seem to be getting popular nowadays.

You could say they're all the rage.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2019
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I just got accepted into the most popular anger management group.

It’s all the rage.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crazyeyedmcgee
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2019
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I recently started a management role working at a local soup kitchen

I'm the new soup advisor

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fletcherox
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2019
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Management confronted the maintenance man on why he was installing bars on the public toilet...

Turns out he was making an Arrestroom.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RidleyXJ
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2019
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"Yeah our current employees are pretty lame" - Management
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TIL the host of Dirty Jobs is now a college proffesor who teaches students about money management and how spending affects the world around them.

The course is called Mike Rowe Economics.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fatandsalt
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2018
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My colleague just took a new job at a waste management company and I’ve completely run out of pun jokes.

Guess I’ll have to recycle them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/casimir1978
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2019
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After giving birth, I quit my job. The exit questionnaire asked: β€œWhat else could the management provide β€” that might have prevented you from leaving?”

I wrote β€œBirth control.”

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2018
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Management gave no one on the team a bonus this year.

They really did bone us on that one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheLastJoe
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2018
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I was really nervous my first day on the job at a waste management company.

So I got trashed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/casimir1978
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2019
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I want to take a master's degree in risk management.

Call me the Master of Disaster.

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My boss gave me a brochure on anger management a few hours ago.

I just lost it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2018
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[X-post r/comics] Whisk Management
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πŸ‘€︎ u/doodleforfood
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2014
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I need to work on my time management.

Maybe I should get a spice rack?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NotTheOneYouNeed
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2018
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For you IT Nerds: If you mess something up in SQL Management Studio, it will be alright...

you can just wait for the SQL.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SoapBox3000
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2016
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The project management office tried to open a pharmacy but went out of business due to poor sales of mouthwash.

They were out of SCOPE.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/greg_zielinski
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2018
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So at work I was offered a course about time management....

But I was too busy to go :(

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πŸ‘€︎ u/neolobers
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2016
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I am ashamed to admit the following occurred during project management training today:

We had begun a section on 'change management', and to prove his point, the facilitator challenged us to try to name one thing that does not involve change.

I proudly shouted out "A CREDIT CARD!"

He looks at me and asks, "A... credit card?"

I reply, "Yes. There is no change when paying with a credit card..."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Utsis
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2016
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Why do crocodiles never become swamp upper management?

They aren't good dalligators!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoshWithaQ
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2017
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My therapist handed me a brochure on anger management yesterday.

I just lost it.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2018
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