A steak holder
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Used an image cause it has an image in it.
They have a vested interest.
A man is writing a book, and wants his friend's opinion on it.
The man begins to read aloud "it was the time of the year when storms can take hold of a house within seconds. A small family is preparing their house, when a wail is heard in the distance.
'Father,' began the child 'will we survive the storms?'
'Only time will tell' said the worried father.
Suddenly, a massive wind picks up and nearly blows the house down. The family barely survives".
The man asks "what do you think so far?"
The friend replies "i think you went into the action too quickly. I hardly have a vested interest. I think it needs work"
The man simply says "but it's only the first draft."
My girlfriend was wearing a new vest the other night, and her sister thought it was kind of weird. She (gf) asked if I liked it, and I said "it looks nice, but you could say I have a vested interest in the question".
She rolled her eyes, and then laughed.
