Stu said, "I didn't sleep with my wife before we got married, did you?" Leroy replied, "I'm not sure, what was her maiden name"!
German kids will always be kinder
Just needs an Apple logo
Oil be back!
I suspect they’ll use antimony.
It was a really trivial pursuit.
It’s just another product of inflation
They are only means to an N.
You got a roll with it
❤❤❤ And you're priceless ❤❤❤
That's why I'm still carrying around these huge daddy-shoes.
/s
Because they are antioxidant.
It’s no coincidence.
Thats's just ab(surd).
The other one is.
I work at a shipping company. We'll call it YouPS. Anyway, my coworker, Jose, sees a barbell and asks me, "Why do people order weights in the mail?" I said back to him "I don't know, Jose. I guess they figured they could weight for it."
He just stared with anger as I laughed too hard to myself.
They're full of li 's
No one would re-fuse that!
- Said by my brother-in-law to my uncle before Christmas dinner.
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