Standing firm for family values
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Obviousbrosif
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2020
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Two guys were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage and values.

Stu said, "I didn't sleep with my wife before we got married, did you?" Leroy replied, "I'm not sure, what was her maiden name"!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hayeshilton
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2020
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No matter what values you teach your kids

German kids will always be kinder

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KyaUkhaadLegaBe
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2020
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How to boost resell value of your electronic quickly.

Just needs an Apple logo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ALizardKing
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2020
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What did the oil say when it crashed it's price into negative value?

Oil be back!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/woyteck
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2020
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The US Government is so broke they’re going to start minting coins with negative value.

I suspect they’ll use antimony.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jayrandomer
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2020
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I saw two policemen chasing a person who had just stolen a board game of little value.

It was a really trivial pursuit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bittapread
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2019
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My bouncy castle has almost tripled in value since I bought it

It’s just another product of inflation

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MJspringer
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2019
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I opened a book and counted the average value of how many times the letters A to M appear in each page of the book. After getting the results, I threw them away.

They are only means to an N.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sodrohu
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2019
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Value
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πŸ‘€︎ u/StagMusic
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2019
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Liam Gallagher argued that soup was the best value meal you could get, because

You got a roll with it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/skilldan
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2019
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Never underestimate the value

of a good poofreader.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jan_Tik
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2019
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A great thing about communism is that your value is pre determined...

❀❀❀ And you're priceless ❀❀❀

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DiabolicPotato
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2019
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Crunchy roll with no ads! I got it for a great value πŸ˜‚ v.redd.it/mrjjia7tfmu21
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pablo014
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2019
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When my father left to buy cigarettes ten years ago, he forgot to put on his size 14 boots, and I'm keeping them because of the sentimental value.

That's why I'm still carrying around these huge daddy-shoes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/djknutbanan
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2019
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I'm not kidding: for any value of s > 1, s = sΒ²

/s

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jonny_Segment
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2019
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Why blueberries don't embrace Western values?

Because they are antioxidant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dekadense
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2019
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrBLARG85
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2019
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The one cent penny and other low-value currency are used very little these days.

It’s no coincidence.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LongneckBottles
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2019
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My math teacher asked me to find the absolute value of 3512 - 6517sqrt(3) in my head.

Thats's just ab(surd).

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OoohTacos
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2018
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I have 2 coins in my hand with a total value of 6 cents, and one of the coins isn't a nickel.

The other one is.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/slowshot
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2016
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My co-worker didn't see the value in patience

I work at a shipping company. We'll call it YouPS. Anyway, my coworker, Jose, sees a barbell and asks me, "Why do people order weights in the mail?" I said back to him "I don't know, Jose. I guess they figured they could weight for it."

He just stared with anger as I laughed too hard to myself.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/elcielo17
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2015
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Don't trust assembly programs with a lot of immediately loaded values

They're full of li 's

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Comedynerd
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2016
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Replacing a fuse box with a breaker box to add value to your house?

No one would re-fuse that!

  • Said by my brother-in-law to my uncle before Christmas dinner.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MisterWharf
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2015
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What is the standerd German torque value?

gutentight

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yankee-bor
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2014
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