What do you call an alligator in a vest?
I created the world’s first bulletproof vest using pages from recycled books
What do you get when you put a vest on an alligator?
A man stained his vest and took it to the dry cleaners
While the vest was waiting to be cleaned it had a chat with 2 other vests around it
It said “ My owner stained me and I’m scared it won’t get off
One said “It’s going to be okay no need to worry”
The other one said “ Yeah it happens to the vest of us”
To the person who stole my running shoes and reflective vest...
You can run, but you can't hide!
I was walking up the aisle at my local Home Depot and spotted a cranky looking old man in an orange vest.
“Excuse me, could you help me?” I asked.
He grunted in response, barely looking at me.
“Um, I’m looking for a way to keep my dogs in my backyard. Do you know where those electric leashes are? I’m trying to decide if I should try that or just block it off with a fence or something.”
He turned to face me and looked me up and down with disdain, “Do we look like a pet store?” And he turned around and walked away.
I took a fence.
What do you call a butcher with a vested interest in his store?
My family all wore vests for the annual family photo day.
It was the vest day ever. Until i had to take mine off. I just wasn't as invested as they were.
I think they appreciated my vested interest
Wear a bulletproof vest while texting so you don't get screenshot.
Wear a bullet proof vest while texting so you don't get screenshot.
Ouch
I'm a big fan of sattire comedy.
Why did the jacket win the war against the vest?
I noticed my wife and kids were wearing vests
I noticed my wife and kids were wearing vests so I put on one just so I could say "vest day ever" like a million times. Then I took it off just so I could mention that I wasn't as invested as they were
What do you call an alligator wearing a vest
Investigator.
Idk if it was posted I'm new here.
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
My wife and kids have all really gotten into this fad of wearing vests every day. I tried it for a little while but gave up on it.
I guess I'm just not that invested
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
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What do you call an alligator in a vest?
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
What do you get when you put a vest on an alligator?
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
What do you call an alligator in a vest
What do you call an alligator with a vest?
An in-vest-a-gator (investigator)
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What do you call an alligator in a vest?
My wife and kids have all really gotten into this fad of wearing vests every day. I'm not into it though.
I guess I'm just not that invested
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
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