Snoopy AKA Snoop dogg AKA the Red Baron has been spotted flying his Dogg house today. It is understood that he defeated his enemies in one fell snoop.
When I first met Charlie Brown and Snoopy, I couldn't stop sneezing.
One could say I was allergic to Peanuts.
So, my son got new socks, with Snoopy and Charlie Brown characters on them.
Me: You can't wear those to school.
Him: Why not?
Me: Some kids have "Peanuts" allergies.
Why will Snoopy never be rich?
He's working for Peanuts
What do you call a puppy that gets into everything?
Snoop Dogg
My wife hit me...
Walking with my wife and 2 year old last night when my wife mentioned there was an open house a few blocks away. She asked if "you want to go and be snoopy." I responded "what do you want me to do, dance on a piano?" that's when she hit me.
update: 1583 upvotes? Holy crap... never thought my idiocy would pay off! (in fake points)
Update #2: Holy crap... thank you whoever got me the gold!
