Charlie Brown Puns

A list of puns related to "Charlie Brown"

When I first met Charlie Brown and Snoopy, I couldn't stop sneezing.

One could say I was allergic to Peanuts.

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👤︎ u/Lexisworld_2019
📅︎ Apr 08 2020
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Charlie Brown wanted to go on an airplane

The flight attendant said, "Sorry sir, this is a peanut-free flight."

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👤︎ u/TheMLGRogue76
📅︎ Mar 13 2020
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So, my son got new socks, with Snoopy and Charlie Brown characters on them.

Me: You can't wear those to school.

Him: Why not?

Me: Some kids have "Peanuts" allergies.

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👤︎ u/PepperV
📅︎ Sep 12 2016
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What do you get when you cross Charlie Brown with Marshal Mathers?

Peanut Eminem

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👤︎ u/coot32
📅︎ Aug 10 2018
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Charlie Brown always hates this musical genre.

ROCK.

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👤︎ u/Bonanza86
📅︎ Dec 31 2016
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The Peanuts kids had to choose a country out of hat for a book report.

Peppermint Patty: I got France!

Linus: I got Spain!

Charlie Brown: I got Iraq...

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👤︎ u/Bonanza86
📅︎ Jun 22 2018
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