Me to my nut allergic girlfriend.

Me - "We're going to the Peanuts movie eh?"

Her - "Yes that's what we planned right?"

Me - "Yeah, I just hope you don't have an allergic reaction"

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My brother walks into a theater and tells me,

I can't watch "The Peanuts Movie" I'm allergic.

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