I just think it'd be funny for the Research Team to have to read 50 years of newspaper comics (Snoopy vs Garfield)
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snoopy’s knock knock joke is so funny
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Absolute evidence that Snoopy really is a Beagle. [r/funny by u/A_Bruised_Reed]
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Not had much time to diamond paint as I've been sorting out customers orders. Post office worker has a good laugh at the crazy envelopes I use πŸ™ƒπŸ˜΅ they make his eyes go funny. Back to my snoopy diamond painting. See if I can get a few hours done on it.
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[#6|+79861|448] Absolute evidence that Snoopy really is a Beagle. [/r/funny] reddit.com/r/funny/commen…
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Good gracious! I don't know what happened to Shaggy and Snoopy, they seem slightly different... Whatever, they're still funny!!!
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FWD: RE: Really funny, Snoopy's got a point imgur.com/9hFUxPk
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Mr Snoopy helping himself to treats ! Little rascal but so funny (hopefully should be YouTube video if have done this right)

https://youtu.be/bGW1niOkqoA

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Recently bought a dog cam... Our pit enjoying the house to himself
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A Charlie Brown Horror Story
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[USA] [H] Tons of original Gameboy games (US, Japanese ,CHN etc) [W] PayPal

Hi!

Update from the last post, thanks again to the ones who bought games.
Selling a bunch of gameboy games : US (boxed , loose, manuals), Japanese (boxed, loose) and Chinese / CHN (loose) .
All are authentic and tested .
Located in the US . Prices not including shipping . International shipping possible. Can send more pictures of boards / carts upon if you request in the comments.

Pictures of the games , please note these are the pictures from the previous post, only what's listed is available : https://imgur.com/a/7ab454R

Thanks!

US games

Boxed

Bases loaded $15
Battle arena toshinden $150
Battleship $25
Donkey kong land 3 $90
F1 race longbox (no manual ) $25
Mario’s picross $180
Mortal kombat 2 $80
Motocross maniacs (no manual) $20
Nobunaga’s ambition $100
Operation c $200
Paperboy $80
Q billion $60
Side pocket $35
Super mario land $130 (NOT the green screen / first print)
Super mario land 2 (no manual) $100
The punisher $250
Wario land $90
Zelda link’s awakening (players choice) $150

Loose

4 in 1 funpak $5
4 in 1 funpak 2 $5
Adams family pugsley scavenger hunt $20
Aerostar $55
Aladdin $12
Alleyway $5
Animaniacs $15
Arcade classics 3 galaga / galaxian $12
Atomic punk $15
Avenging spirit $200
Barbie game girl $17
Bart and the beanstalk $45
Baseball $5
Bases loaded $3
Batman forever $10
Battle unit zeoth $25
Beetlejuice $60
Bionic battler $10
Blaster master boy $100
Boxxle 2 $30
Brainbender $10
Bubble ghost $25
Burgertime deluxe $20
Buster bros $60
Caesar’s palace $3
Casino $3
Casper $8
Castlevania 2 $85
Castlevania legends $170
Castelian $20
Centipede $5
Championship pool $5
Cosmotank $15
Crash test dummies $12
Crystal quest $12
Daedalian opus $8
Desert strike $10
Dexterity $8
Dick tracy $85
Donkey Kong Land 3 --sold
Dr franken 2 $15
Dr mario $10
Duck tales 2 $30
Elite soccer $15
F1 race $5
F1 pole position $180
Fifa 97 $10
Final fantasy adventure --sold
Fish dude $50
Flipull $5
Game & watch gallery --sold
Gear works $12
Go go tank $10
Gradius interstellar assault $40
Great greed $150
Heavyweight boxing $5
Hit the ice $25
Home alone 2 $5
Hook --sold
Humans $20
Hunchback of notre dame $10
Hunt for red october $7
Hyper lode runner $8

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[Thank You] December Thank You Post!

Happy new year! Thank you for all the cards received in December! I have all holiday and birthday cards hanging in my living room. A friend that came over the first weekend of the month asked if all the cards were from last year. LOL

I write my thank you’s as I receive cards and sometimes my brain is dead so don’t think there’s more to it if my note is short.

Card Photos Here: https://imgur.com/a/eoQlc4F

I read in r/raoc_meta that the mods prefer one long list of all the users to thank in the body of the post so putting that here:

u/2dogsintheyard

u/aepeyc

u/annoyinglangers

u/babykhush

u/babyraspberry

u/balosi

u/chibi_haiku x2

u/chippydoodoo x2

u/colorlessmurakami

u/contessalolamontez

u/cookalot

u/cookbree

u/daeneryswon

u/desrae2002 x2

u/dirtytightsdelano

u/dogluvr1815

u/dpclamavi

u/dwrfstr x4

u/edgeprincess

u/feellikebeingajerk

u/georgish x2

u/gimmiegnomes

u/imokreally

u/isitlightagain

u/island_traveler11

u/juniper1593

u/kagariy

u/katier127

u/kk6321 x2

u/kinkyzillly3018 x3

u/lacuntessa

u/libertyprogrammer

u/lonelytwatwaffle x2

u/lostinthebigcity

u/marchbook

u/miakategreg

u/mikepenpal6

u/misstpwen

u/mlcathcart

u/mlks00 x2

u/mmmmmick

u/monetmonkey

u/mysteryvus

u/ninajyang x2

u/nurse_noodle

u/nutriyum

u/oryx85

u/pm_me_oak_trees

u/purpleteasoul

u/ravenbear2005

u/ritaalbertson

u/Rura_Penthe924

u/sassyliltart

u/scribex2

u/serienity

u/skylineprophets

u/sledgehammertoe

u/sleepycatbeans

u/snerdboff

u/soft_distortion

u/sooclevereh

u/sparkingsnow46

u/steen73

u/stephkempf

u/sugarmagandjohn

u/suzilla10

u/thatchickbells

u/thefeistyfox

u/theflipflopfairy

u/theverygoodgirl

u/tigerhueterin

u/toni_jade

u/umishi

u/upsidedown1970

u/Valkyrie_1290

u/VeganAilurophile

u/Wabisabi_SF

u/wafflish

u/Welshfancy x2

u/yeahlikecarlos1

u/Zennet

And the mystery people.

Thanks to these people that replied to my request for cards for a child’s last Christmas:

Dogluvr1815

Balosi

Chippydoodoo

Georgish x2

Umishi

RitaAlbertson

Snerdboff

Nurse_noodle

5 mystery people

Thanks for the cards sent to me this month!

2DogsInTheYard: Thank you for the lovely iris birthday card and winter postcard.

Aepeyc: Thanks for the Christmas card. I have this Santa flag card, too.

Annoyinglangers: Thanks for the Christmas card.

Babykhush: Thanks for the peace card and papers.

BabyRaspberry: Thanks for the holidays card and goodies. Best of success for your shop.

Chibi_hai

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SERIOUS: This subreddit needs to understand what a "dad joke" really means.

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

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Favorite character from peanuts

Hi! I'm Melody and I've loved peanuts for as long as I can remember. My favorite characters are Charlie Brown, since he's very relatable, Snoopy, since he's funny, and Schroeder, since he's one of the few kids who tries to be nice to Charlie Brown (and a good musician, too). Who is your favorite character, and who is your worst?

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Just because it's a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke

Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CzarcasmRules
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Blind Girl Here. Give Me Your Best Blind Jokes!

Do your worst!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Leckzsluthor
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I heard that by law you have to turn on your headlights when it’s raining in Sweden.

How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/justshtmypnts
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Puns make me numb

Mathematical puns makes me number

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tadashi4
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Petition to ban rants from this sub

Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.

But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drak0ni
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So my mom is getting her foot cut off today.. (really)

We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slimybirch
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French fries weren’t cooked in France.

They were cooked in Greece.

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This subreddit is 10 years old now.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/frexyincdude
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Why does Spider-Man's calendar only have 11 months?

He lost May

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Toku-Nation
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When I was a single man, I had loads of free time.

Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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You've been hit by
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mordrathe
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I'm sick of you guys posting dumb wordplay in here for awards and upvotes.

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/diggitygiggitycee
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My 4 year oldest favourit joke, which he very proudly memorized and told all his teachers.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/smoffatt34920
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Dropped my best ever dad joke & no one was around to hear it

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies πŸ˜‚

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What starts with a W and ends with a T

It really does, I swear!

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[Thank You] for such amazing Cards!

u/balosi I really love the Isle Royale National Park postcard, it's incredibly beautiful! Thank you for the kind wishes and cute whale joke! Thank you again!

u/Ohio_Geo I love it, so much. It's so much wonderful Nightmare Before Christmas goodness! Thank you! (I also forgot to send you the smaller stickers, so next mailing, they will head to you!)

u/annoyinglangers what a lovely New Year's card! Too funny that your dog's name is Snoopy too, cute! You are very welcome! I'm so glad you enjoyed everything!

u/fieldofcabins I love the Christmas forecast! I actually watched all of the movies listed this year. La Bafana is so fun, there's so many great smaller celebrations this time of year, that make it truly magical. Thank you!

u/babyraspberry x2 I've done much less reading also, it's rough to read and card at the same time. Blacklist is a great show! Enjoy. The Moscow Mule postcard and the avocado Washi are so great! The Lego shore beach is so lovely! Thank you for the small business sticker, kawaii stickers and washi, I appreciate it!

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My wife left me because I couldn’t stop doing impressions of pasta

And now I’m cannelloni

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Why did Karen press Ctrl+Shift+Delete?

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

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Steve JOBS would have made a better President than Donald Trump

But that’s comparing apples to oranges

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I just flew in from Chernobyl

And boy are my arms legs.

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My 7 year old daughter just told me this one. I'm so proud. What did the duck say when he bought chapstick?

Put it on my bill

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BigRedHusker_X
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So 2 trees got arrested in the town I live...

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

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No gains
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ridi86
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I was almost upset that my coffee tasted like dirt today

but then I remembered it was ground this morning.

Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale

Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments

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πŸ‘€︎ u/scarf_spheal
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[USA] [H] Tons of original Gameboy games (US, Japanese ,CHN etc) [W] PayPal

Hi!

Selling a bunch of gameboy games : US (boxed , loose, manuals), Japanese (boxed, loose) and Chinese / CHN (loose) .
All are authentic and tested .
Located in the US . Prices not including shipping . International shipping possible. Can send more pictures of boards / cartes upon request.

Pictures of the games : https://imgur.com/a/7ab454R

Thanks!

US games

Boxed

Bases loaded (no tray) $15
Battle arena toshinden $150
Battleship $25
Castlevania adventures --sold
Donkey kong land 3 $90
F1 race longbox $30
Mario’s picross $180
Mega man (players choice) --sold
Mega man 2 (players choice) --sold
Mortal kombat 2 $80
Motocross maniacs (no manual) $20
Nobunaga’s ambition $100
Operation c $200
Paperboy $80
Q billion $60
Side pocket $35
Super mario land $130 (not the green screen / first print)
Super mario land 2 (no manual) $100
The punisher $250
Wario land $90
Zelda link’s awakening (players choice) $150

Loose

4 in 1 funpak $5
4 in 1 funpak 2 $5
Adams family pugsley scavenger hunt $20
Aerostar $55
Aladdin $12
Alleyway $5
Animaniacs $15
Amazing penguin --sold
Arcade classics 3 galaga / galaxian $12
Atomic punk $15
Avenging spirit $200
Barbie game girl $17
Bart and the beanstalk $45
Baseball $5
Bases loaded $3
Batman animated series ---sold
Batman forever $10
Batman return of the joker --sold Battletoads in ragnarok --sold
Battletoads vs double dragon ---sold
Battle bull --sold
Battle unit zeoth $25
Beetlejuice $60
Bionic battler $10
Blaster master boy $100
Boggle plus --sold
Bomberman gb --sold
Boxxle 2 $30
Brainbender $10
Brain drain --sold
Bubble ghost $25
Burgertime deluxe $20
Buster bros $60
Caesar’s palace $3
Casino $3
Casper $8
Castlevania 2 $85
Castlevania legends $170
Castelian $20
Centipede $5
Centipede (accolade) --sold
Championship pool $5
Chase hq ---sold
Chuck rock --sold
Cliffhanger --sold
Cosmotank $15
Crash test dummies $12
Crystal quest $12
Cyraid --sold
Daedalian opus $8
Daffy duck --sold
Days of thunder --sold
Dead heat scramble --sold
Desert strike $10
Dexterity $8
Dick tracy $85
Dr franken --sold
Dr franken 2 $15
Dr mario $10
Dracula --sold
Dragon’s lair --sold
Duck tales 2 $30
Elite soccer $15
Extra bases --sold
F1 ra

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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