Snoopy AKA Snoop dogg AKA the Red Baron has been spotted flying his Dogg house today. It is understood that he defeated his enemies in one fell snoop.
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👤︎ u/Badwolfgyt
📅︎ Dec 04 2020
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When I first met Charlie Brown and Snoopy, I couldn't stop sneezing.

One could say I was allergic to Peanuts.

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📅︎ Apr 08 2020
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So, my son got new socks, with Snoopy and Charlie Brown characters on them.

Me: You can't wear those to school.

Him: Why not?

Me: Some kids have "Peanuts" allergies.

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👤︎ u/PepperV
📅︎ Sep 12 2016
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Why will Snoopy never be rich?

He's working for Peanuts

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📅︎ Oct 01 2018
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My wife hit me...

Walking with my wife and 2 year old last night when my wife mentioned there was an open house a few blocks away. She asked if "you want to go and be snoopy." I responded "what do you want me to do, dance on a piano?" that's when she hit me.

update: 1583 upvotes? Holy crap... never thought my idiocy would pay off! (in fake points)

Update #2: Holy crap... thank you whoever got me the gold!

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👤︎ u/nanokazi
📅︎ Sep 18 2014
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