I need your jokes
My gf is on her period. I have been telling her all day period puns and jokes. I am all out and i need your help
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︎ Jul 04 2020
BREAKING NEWS: Scientists launch sneak attack on the periodic table.....
Add the element of surprise.
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︎ May 01 2021
My wife always make a big deal out of her periods .
I'd say she is ovary-acting .
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︎ Apr 24 2021
What did God do after he created a 24 hour period of alternating light and darkness?
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︎ Apr 02 2021
Periodically, I find a funny pun.
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︎ Mar 10 2021
Ever heard about the woman who only did rap battles, when she was on her menstrual period?
They said she had a mean flow.....
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︎ Apr 11 2021
I'm so proud. My 12-year old told this joke during dinner: What degree does Dr. Pepper have?
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︎ Apr 30 2021
down under the periodic table.
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︎ Feb 05 2021
There's just no reason for women to behave the way they do when they're on their period....
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︎ Feb 23 2021
Coming up with names for periods of time is really tiring.
The people who originally did it tried to figure out a word for a 24 hour period until sunset.
Then they just gave up and called it a day.
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︎ Mar 16 2021
A semicolon got arrested
It got 2 back to back sentences.
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︎ Apr 26 2021
Jokes about menstruation are not funny.
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︎ Apr 30 2021
πthe accuracy...π₯
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︎ Feb 06 2021
Why is the time period from 476 - 800 ad known as Dark Ages?
Because it was the time of knights.
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︎ Jan 01 2021
I was very proud of myself :3
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︎ Feb 20 2021
Doctor: Sorry sir but your body has ran out of Magnesium
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︎ Mar 30 2021
Lazy Christmas morning, my wife is looking at the weather, says there will be periods of rain today.
I say, Damn! Do they make a pad for that?
Without a pause, she says: Depends
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︎ Dec 25 2020
What do you call the time period between the Bronze and Iron Ages where humans learned to cure meat?
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︎ Oct 24 2020
In the old days, excessive use of commas was considered to be a serious crime.
It usually resulted in a long sentence.
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︎ Mar 16 2021
I saw a linguist about my problem with putting periods where. they donβt belong in sentences
I suffer from premature punctuatio!n
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︎ Dec 02 2020
The seating columns at my church are going through a period of awkward changes...
***Pew***berty, in other words.
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︎ Dec 12 2020
Without periods
The United States is just like the rest of us
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︎ Dec 10 2020
Commas are pointless.
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︎ Mar 19 2021
βBro whoβs periodic table is this?β
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︎ Sep 26 2020
What's a pirate's favourite element in the periodic table?
Gold. Why would he like argon or carbon
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︎ Nov 01 2020
My sister said I looked like a German composer and musician of the Baroque period, especially when wearing my powdered wig... So I changed everything and it changed my life!
I haven't looked Bach since!
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︎ Sep 29 2020
A good pun requires periodic timing
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︎ Apr 03 2020
I asked my wife βWhatβs it like having to deal with periods?β
She said βI just go with the flowβ.
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︎ Aug 30 2020
Scientists have discovered a new element in the periodic table.
The element will be represented by the letters AH. This is of course the element of surprise.
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︎ Oct 13 2020
My wife made a graph to track her periods.
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︎ Jul 30 2020
I put an Atlanta hat on my periodic table.
Iβm not afraid to brave the elements.
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︎ Oct 12 2020
I donβt hate ALL of the periodic table.
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︎ Apr 22 2020
What happens when someone is put on hold for a long period of time?
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︎ Oct 02 2020
Period
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︎ Jun 28 2020
I fell asleep last night while reading old magazines.
I woke up this morning with back issues.
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︎ Mar 23 2021
What virus ended the Jurassic Period?
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︎ Sep 09 2020
What do you call a bisexual girl on her period?
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︎ Sep 09 2020
I also enjoy eating lunch on a periodic table
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︎ Dec 18 2019
Chemistry Pun
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︎ Sep 30 2020
What is the period of euphoria after using methamphetamine called?
Aftermeth
Yeah, it's a "bad" joke.
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︎ Sep 14 2020
A periodic table
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︎ Sep 07 2018
Did you hear about the keyboard that lost it's Period Key?
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︎ Aug 06 2020
Periods aren't bad
Its just women's ovary acting
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︎ May 13 2020
I wanted to post something here for National Periodic Table Day...
But I'm out of my element.
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︎ Feb 07 2020
Punctuation
Punctuation is very important for women. Missing a coma is ok but missing a period can sometimes be devastating.
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︎ May 01 2021
I make elemental puns...
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︎ Apr 27 2021
What did God do after creating a 24-hour period of alternating light and darkness of Earth?
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︎ Jan 22 2021
What's your favourite element on the periodic table?
Mine's the element of surprise
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︎ Nov 03 2020
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