A Teenage daughter is being intimate with her boyfriend...

And her dad walks in.

"Dad I'm sorry" says the girl.

"Hi sorry I'm Dad" says the dad.

The dad then turns to her boyfriend and asks "Are you fucking sorry?"

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👤︎ u/spotexx
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Did you hear they are making a movie about a man that gets intimate with a clock?

My opinion, it's about fucking time

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Give Peas a Chance [Gene: An Intimate History by Siddhartha Mukherjee] imgur.com/y7pD6Qr
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👤︎ u/lansaman
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No Moment Is Too Intimate For A Dad Joke

Wife: "What do you like best about me?"

Me: "Your taste in men."

Wife: "You know what I like best about you?"

Me: "No. What?"

Wife: "No matter how many times you fail you never stop trying to make me laugh."

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When I went into the barn I saw my father doing a strip tease act in front of our tractor

He explained that he went to a marriage counselor because mom didn't want to be intimate anymore. The counselor told him he should do something sexy to attract her.

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A teenage girl was being intimate with her boyfriend

at her parent's house. Her father after being woken by the noises goes upstairs to check it out,and walks in on them.

"Dad!", she exclaimed in panic "... I'm sorry" The dad being a dad replies, "hi sorry, I'm Dad!"

He then turns to the boyfriend and asks "Are you fucking sorry?"

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A teenage girl was being intimate with her boyfriend (X-post from r/jokes by u/Siethronx2)

At her parents house. Her father after being woken by the noises goes upstairs to check it out, and walks in on them.

"Dad!" she exclaimed in a panic "...I'm sorry"

The dad being a dad replies "hi sorry, I'm Dad!"

He then turns to the boyfriend and asks "Are you fucking sorry?"

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👤︎ u/yuwesley
📅︎ Feb 26 2016
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