I was about to make a pun about Planes but then i realised it would never take off
If you've seen this pun before i didn't copy it, it is Just an easy pun to think of.
My son asked, "Dad, every time I talk to girls, I get butterflies in my stomach! What should I do?!" I gently put my arm around him and replied, "That's easy son..."
"Stop eating caterpillars!"
It must be really easy being a train engineer
All you have to do is stay on track
My shift at work ends at midnight, but I'm a night owl so I find staying up late easy...
...I could stay up until midnight with my eyes closed.
I ordered eggs over-easy but I got two mediums.
So I had a nice breakfast chat with my ancestors. In stereo.
If you want to make easy money, just take pictures of salmon dressed in human clothes.
It’s like shooting fish in apparel.
Losing 20£ is easy if you know what you're doing.
My wife gave me an ultimatum. It was either her or my addiction to sweets.
The decision was a piece of cake.
Just realised it’s Pancake Day....
What do you call a dinosaur who is easy to clean, heat resistant and long lasting?
py-rex
I'll get my coat...
I would love to get paid to sleep.
I am so incredibly surprised by how easy it is to buy my shirts online...
I swear I nearly shipped my pants.
Take it easy people. Pretty soon you'll be able to kiss and have sex with the one you love.
But for now, stay at home and do it with the one you're married to.
Beauty School would actually be very easy to procrastinate in
Because it has make up exams.
It’s easy to learn brail.
You just have to get a feel for it
Climbing through my window on the first floor was easy. But if it was the second floor,
That'd be a different story all together.
My boss said to me, “You are the worst train operator ever. How many trains have you derailed in the past year?”
I said, “I’m not sure. It’s so hard to keep track.”
Getting rid of an annoying crease on a piece of paper is pretty easy.
All you have to do is wait, eventually it’ll crease to exist!
My kids are asking for a ping pong table for Christmas this year, but I told them that isn’t an easy decision.
A lot of bouncing back and forth.
Making stale bread taste better is easy
Operating a solar farm is probably easy
After all, it's a light crop
I heard the word “icy” is easy to spell
It's pretty easy to choose your favorite type of bird
Flamingos have a leg up on all the rest.
It's easy to convince ladies not to eat Tide Pods
But its harder to deter gents
It's easy to tell the difference between sober and drunk pedestrians.
The difference is staggering.
My son just told me his first dad joke. He's 8, so go easy.
Son: what did the fig say to the table?
Me: I don't know, what did the fig say to the table?
Son, angry voice: Hey! I'm asking the questions here. You FIG-ure it out.
Edit: thanks for the silver, I'll tell the boy in the morning!
Edit 2: explained to my son about the up votes and awards. When he heard that someone spent real money to congratulate him for the joke, he said he bets it was his grandparents. He's excited y'all enjoyed it.
It's easy being Swanson's spokesman.
What can I say? I'm a Hungry Man.
The only easy thing about ECE
Making money selling stuff online is easy.
I just sold my homing pigeon for the 15th time!
Why are fish easy to weigh?
They have their own scales!
I've landed my dream job at the guillotine factory...
Will beheading there tomorrow.
To kill a French vampire, you have to drive a baguette through it's heart.
Sounds easy, but the process is painstaking .
Coin making machines are really easy to understand. It just makes cents.
I once went on a date with a girl called Simile.
I don't know what I metaphor.
It ain't easy being purr-fect
Cooking up some drugs is easy if u know the steps and calculate the correct dosages
The real reason new cell phones break easy is because of gravity.
No phone back then was subject to multiple Gs and now we're up to 5G!
I once dated a girl that had a twin. . .
People always asked how I could tell them apart but it was pretty easy.
Jessica had purple fingernails, James had a dick.
Learn to walk in two easy steps
There’s a saying in math that goes, “It’s as easy as solving a collection of symbols that jointly express a quantity.”
I though it was an odd expression
I had a terrible fight with my left ear.
And that was the last time I heard from it.
Sleeping Is so easy
I can do it with my eyes closed
My son asked, "Dad, every time I talk to girls, I get butterflies in my stomach! What should I do?!" I gently put my arm around him and replied, "That's easy son..."
"Stop eating caterpillars!"
My friend is making a lot of easy money by taking pictures of salmon dressed in human clothes.
It’s like shooting fish in apparel.
LPT: A quick and easy way to make money is to take pictures of salmon dressed in human clothes.
It’s like shooting fish in apparel.
If you want to make easy money, just take photographs of salmon dressed in human clothes.
It’s like shooting fish in apparel.
A friend of mine is making easy money by photographing salmon dressed in human clothes.
It’s like shooting fish in apparel.
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