Fishes are pretty easy to weigh
They have their own scales
My son asked, "Dad, every time I talk to girls, I get butterflies in my stomach! What should I do?!" I gently put my arm around him and replied, "That's easy son..."
"Stop eating caterpillars!"
It must be really easy being a train engineer
All you have to do is stay on track
I ordered eggs over-easy but I got two mediums.
So I had a nice breakfast chat with my ancestors. In stereo.
If you want to make easy money, just take pictures of salmon dressed in human clothes.
It’s like shooting fish in apparel.
My shift at work ends at midnight, but I'm a night owl so I find staying up late easy...
...I could stay up until midnight with my eyes closed.
Losing 20£ is easy if you know what you're doing.
What do you call a dinosaur who is easy to clean, heat resistant and long lasting?
py-rex
I'll get my coat...
Take it easy people. Pretty soon you'll be able to kiss and have sex with the one you love.
But for now, stay at home and do it with the one you're married to.
I am so incredibly surprised by how easy it is to buy my shirts online...
I swear I nearly shipped my pants.
Beauty School would actually be very easy to procrastinate in
Because it has make up exams.
It’s easy to learn brail.
You just have to get a feel for it
Climbing through my window on the first floor was easy. But if it was the second floor,
That'd be a different story all together.
Getting rid of an annoying crease on a piece of paper is pretty easy.
All you have to do is wait, eventually it’ll crease to exist!
My kids are asking for a ping pong table for Christmas this year, but I told them that isn’t an easy decision.
A lot of bouncing back and forth.
Making stale bread taste better is easy
Operating a solar farm is probably easy
After all, it's a light crop
I heard the word “icy” is easy to spell
It's pretty easy to choose your favorite type of bird
Flamingos have a leg up on all the rest.
It's easy to convince ladies not to eat Tide Pods
But its harder to deter gents
It's easy to tell the difference between sober and drunk pedestrians.
The difference is staggering.
My son just told me his first dad joke. He's 8, so go easy.
Son: what did the fig say to the table?
Me: I don't know, what did the fig say to the table?
Son, angry voice: Hey! I'm asking the questions here. You FIG-ure it out.
Edit: thanks for the silver, I'll tell the boy in the morning!
Edit 2: explained to my son about the up votes and awards. When he heard that someone spent real money to congratulate him for the joke, he said he bets it was his grandparents. He's excited y'all enjoyed it.
It's easy being Swanson's spokesman.
What can I say? I'm a Hungry Man.
The only easy thing about ECE
Making money selling stuff online is easy.
I just sold my homing pigeon for the 15th time!
It ain't easy being purr-fect
Coin making machines are really easy to understand. It just makes cents.
Cooking up some drugs is easy if u know the steps and calculate the correct dosages
The real reason new cell phones break easy is because of gravity.
No phone back then was subject to multiple Gs and now we're up to 5G!
Learn to walk in two easy steps
There’s a saying in math that goes, “It’s as easy as solving a collection of symbols that jointly express a quantity.”
I though it was an odd expression
Why was it so easy to see the aircraft on the grass lands?
There's an easy trick you can use to calculate your IQ
It's 150 minus the number of toilet rolls you have at home
It's easy to fall in love with Anne Hathaway
She just hathaway about her
Dad: Son, what be a pirate's favorite restaurant? Son: Arrrrby's! Dad: Correct! And what be a pirate's favorite animal? Son: Arrrrmadillo! Dad: Right again! But what be a pirate's favorite body part? Son: Easy. The arrrrrm!
Dad: You'd think it would be the arrrrm, but he's rather fond of the booty!
One of my talents is finding it easy to fasten the strap that holds the saddle to a horse...
there's no easy way to say this but...
How easy is it to get karma?
The easy way to get from fat to fit:
Just takes a vowel movement.
Sleeping Is so easy
I can do it with my eyes closed
My son asked, "Dad, every time I talk to girls, I get butterflies in my stomach! What should I do?!" I gently put my arm around him and replied, "That's easy son..."
"Stop eating caterpillars!"
My friend is making a lot of easy money by taking pictures of salmon dressed in human clothes.
It’s like shooting fish in apparel.
LPT: A quick and easy way to make money is to take pictures of salmon dressed in human clothes.
It’s like shooting fish in apparel.
Sleeping is so easy, I do it with my eyes closed
If you want to make easy money, just take photographs of salmon dressed in human clothes.
It’s like shooting fish in apparel.
Why are fish easy to weigh?
They have their own scales!
A friend of mine is making easy money by photographing salmon dressed in human clothes.
It’s like shooting fish in apparel.
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