How to earn a ton of money in 1 easy step
Put 5 female pigs and 5 male deers in your backyard.
Congratulations, you now have ten sows and bucks!
So I ask for something easy at a restaurant, and the server recommends “well the chicken strips for 6$”
“Maybe it will but it doesn’t help with my hunger”
It must be really easy being a train engineer
All you have to do is stay on track
My shift at work ends at midnight, but I'm a night owl so I find staying up late easy...
...I could stay up until midnight with my eyes closed.
My friend is making a lot of easy money by taking pictures of salmon dressed in human clothes.
It’s like shooting fish in apparel.
What do you call a dinosaur who is easy to clean, heat resistant and long lasting?
py-rex
I'll get my coat...
My kids are asking for a ping pong table for Christmas this year, but I told them that isn’t an easy decision.
A lot of bouncing back and forth.
Getting rid of an annoying crease on a piece of paper is pretty easy.
All you have to do is wait, eventually it’ll crease to exist!
Operating a solar farm is probably easy
After all, it's a light crop
Dad: Son, what be a pirate's favorite restaurant? Son: Arrrrby's! Dad: Correct! And what be a pirate's favorite animal? Son: Arrrrmadillo! Dad: Right again! But what be a pirate's favorite body part? Son: Easy. The arrrrrm!
Dad: You'd think it would be the arrrrm, but he's rather fond of the booty!
One of my talents is finding it easy to fasten the strap that holds the saddle to a horse...
A easy way to figure it out
Making puns is so easy, it's really a
I asked my friend if he would rather be hit in the genitals really hard, driven over a cliff and smacked in the face by a lesbian OR watch his favourite late night host. “That’s easy”, he replied...
My first attempt at writing a dad joke. Please take it easy on me.
A dad joke.
How did I do?
Opening a bottle of wine is easy
But it’s also easy to screw it up
Why is it so easy for a boy scout to get married?
Because they know fifty ways to tie the knot
Why is a leopard easy to see?
because he is always spotted
Martin was depressed because he could never get girls. Then Martin became a director. Now Martin scores easy.
I’ve been trying to organize a Hide and Seek tournament, but it’s not easy.
Good players are hard to find.
How to stop procrastination in a few Easy steps
I'll add them later so save this if you want
I’m easy going, my wife says I’m handsome. She’s a control freak but I tell her she is beautiful. We are different but we compliment each other.
As a photographer, it's easy to tell when a kid has ADD
They're always out of focus
Making a water bed bouncy is easy. All you have to do is
Sometimes it is too easy... Friend: What a ripoff! My fortune cookie is empty. Me: It is not a rip-off, just un-fortune-ate.
Changing a muffler isn’t easy without a lift
Think it's easy living in a cold animal house?
Nope! It's a terrible burden. >!Brrr-Den!<
Wasn't sure if this was the place to post, or if I should look for Dad jokes instead.
It's easy to tell the difference between a weasel and a stote...
One is weasely recognisable, the other'stotely different.
Organizing a yoga session was very easy
Luckly she was freelance so her hours were flexible
I’ve just started working as a professional dog walker and it’s so easy,
It's not easy becoming a vegetarian.
I mean, I'm so hungry right now I could eat a horseradish.
I thought becoming a real estate agent would be easy
but apparently I had a lot to learn
It's really easy to cook noodles in a public garden
Because of Starbucks, a tall order is easy to obtain
It is easy to identify the right side up for a Canadian bee.
Not so much for a US bee, however.
Driving in a line in a car is pretty easy.
It's turns that aren't so straightforward.
What do you call a riddle that is easy to crack?
Why is it easy to get into a pirate college?
Because you just need the high Cs
What do you call a Knight that's easy to sleep with?
A belt that allows chefs easy access to spices...
Could be called a waist of thyme
Just noticed I've been on Reddit for 5 years but writing a dad joke for the occasion was really easy.
LPT: A quick and easy way to make money is to take pictures of salmon dressed in human clothes.
It’s like shooting fish in apparel.
A friend of mine is making easy money by photographing salmon dressed in human clothes.
It’s like shooting fish in apparel.
My friend is making a lot of easy money by photographing salmon dressed in human clothes.
It’s like shooting fish in apparel!
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