A list of puns related to "Intimate"
And her dad walks in.
"Dad I'm sorry" says the girl.
"Hi sorry I'm Dad" says the dad.
The dad then turns to her boyfriend and asks "Are you fucking sorry?"
My opinion, it's about fucking time
Wife: "What do you like best about me?"
Me: "Your taste in men."
Wife: "You know what I like best about you?"
Me: "No. What?"
Wife: "No matter how many times you fail you never stop trying to make me laugh."
He explained that he went to a marriage counselor because mom didn't want to be intimate anymore. The counselor told him he should do something sexy to attract her.
at her parent's house. Her father after being woken by the noises goes upstairs to check it out,and walks in on them.
"Dad!", she exclaimed in panic "... I'm sorry" The dad being a dad replies, "hi sorry, I'm Dad!"
He then turns to the boyfriend and asks "Are you fucking sorry?"
At her parents house. Her father after being woken by the noises goes upstairs to check it out, and walks in on them.
"Dad!" she exclaimed in a panic "...I'm sorry"
The dad being a dad replies "hi sorry, I'm Dad!"
He then turns to the boyfriend and asks "Are you fucking sorry?"
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