Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. . .
Nah, just kidding
I finally got around to reading that Stephen Hawking book!
It's about time!
Steven Hawking made lots of discoveries
He must have always been speechless
Stephen Hawking was from the UK
But if he was from the US, he would be Stephen YeeHawking
Stephen hawking died on the most irrational day of the year
**edit: for those saying he died on 3/13
I told my son I was named after Stephen Hawking
Son: “But dad, your name is John.”
Me: “I know, but I was named AFTER Stephen Hawking.”
Do you know how Stephen Hawking's kids used to refer to their mother's lover?
The walking dad
If I ever lose my voice I want to have the Stephen Hawking voice modulator.
I’ve always wanted to speak intelligently.
It took me forever, but I finally finished Steven Hawking’s book.
It’s about time.
Despite his condition, Stephen Hawking figured out how to get erections again.
He disabled his pop-up blocker.
What is it called when Einstein, Carl Sagan, and Stephen Hawking masturbate?
A stroke of genius.
Stephen Hawking is actually pretty funny..
But I don't think he could do standup.
What are Stephen Hawking's favorite fruit?
Cherries.
Why does Stephen Hawking have difficulty speaking in public?
Maybe he's socially hawkward.
Why is Stephen Hawking regarded as the smartest man ever?
He can never stand corrected.
Did you hear Stephen Hawking is writing a new book on the 4th dimension?
It's about time!
