What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?
Make me one with everything.
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The hot dog vendor is subpar
He doesnβt pass mustard.
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︎ May 02 2021
Lazy hot dog vendors
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︎ May 04 2021
A local Ice-cream vendor was found dead in his van surrounded by sprinkles...
Police said he'd topped himself
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︎ Jan 08 2021
At our restaurant, we make sure to buy our pickled cabbage from a variety of vendors.
We've discovered the value of kraut sourcing.
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What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog cart vendor?
The monk said "make me one with everything."
Monk handed him a $20 bill. Vendor handed him his hot dog.
The monk asked for his change.
The vendor replied "change must come from within."
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︎ Aug 04 2020
I went to a specialised vendor today to buy a prosthetic limb.
But when I got there ownership had changed hands.
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I met a real nice vendor at a farmer's market, he was promoting this.
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︎ Aug 07 2017
Did I ever tell you about the shady vendor who sold me an overpriced, moldy donut on my trip to see the Pyramids?
Egypt me, but I was starving so I ate it anyway. Now I falafel.
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︎ Oct 28 2019
What did Buddha say to the hotdog vendor?
Make me one with everything...
Credit goes to the show Maniac on Netflix but I'm sure it originated elsewhere.
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︎ Sep 25 2018
A vendor at the fair told me that he hoped that the rain kept up.
Just so that it wouldn't come down.
Heard that from a deadhead at the Deerfield fair.
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︎ Sep 30 2017
At our town's 4th of July fireworks show, a vendor was selling pet turtles. My wife, impulsive animal lover that she is, bought one.
After the fireworks, we were gathering up our things to leave. She asked if her new turtle was OK. I picked up its little carrier, peered inside, and said, "It looks a little shell-shocked."
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︎ Jul 04 2017
What did the t-shirt vendor say to the psychic?
"What are you, a medium?"
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︎ Aug 17 2016
I saw a hot dog vendor today...
She was good-looking, but I don't really need a dog.
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︎ Apr 27 2016
What did the Dalai Lama say to the Hot Dog Vendor?
β¦ Make me one with everything.
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︎ Jun 07 2020
What did the Dalai Lama say to the hot dog vendor?
Make me one with everything.
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︎ Jun 14 2020
What did the buddhist say to the hotdog vendor ?
Make me one with everything
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︎ Jun 09 2020
What did the Zen Buddist say to the hotdog vendor?
Make me one with everything.
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︎ Apr 04 2020
What did the Zen Buddist say to the hotdog vendor?
Make me one with everything.
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︎ Nov 16 2019
What did Buddha say to the hotdog vendor?
"Make me one with everything."
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︎ Apr 09 2019
What did Buddha say to the hot dog vendor?
Make me one with everything.
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︎ Mar 24 2019
What did the Zen Buddist say to the hotdog vendor?
Make me one with everything.
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︎ Nov 07 2019
What did the Zen Buddist say to the hotdog vendor?
Make me one with everything.
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︎ Nov 14 2019
What did a Buddhist say to a hotdog vendor?
Make me one with everything.
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︎ Dec 13 2018
What did the Zen Buddist say to the hotdog vendor?
Make me one with everything.
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︎ Nov 07 2019
What did the Zen Buddist say to the hotdog vendor?
Make me one with everything.
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︎ Nov 12 2019
What did the Zen Buddist say to the hotdog vendor?
Make me one with everything.
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︎ Oct 28 2019
What did the buddha say when he walk up to the hotdog vendor?
Make me one with everything
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︎ Dec 17 2018
What did the Buddhist say to the hotdog vendor?
Make me one with everything
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︎ Dec 28 2018
What did the Buddha say to the hotdog vendor?
Make me one with everything.
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︎ Sep 26 2018
What did the Buddhist said to the hot dog vendor?
Make me one with everything
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︎ Aug 08 2018
What did the Monk day to the hot dog vendor?
βMake me one with everythingβ
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︎ Oct 15 2018
What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?
Make me one with everything
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︎ Jan 16 2019
What did the Buddhist monk say to the hotdog vendor?
Make me one with everything.
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︎ May 12 2017
A Buddhist walks up to a hotdog vendor and says:
"Make me one with everything"
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︎ Sep 13 2012
Make me one with everything. -- Zen Master to the hot dog vendor
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