Vending Puns

A list of puns related to "Vending"

What do you call a cat in a vending machine

Kit cat

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👤︎ u/declandrury
📅︎ Mar 23 2021
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Why was the coach yelling at a vending machine?

He wanted his Quarter back.

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👤︎ u/randomguy2322
📅︎ Mar 20 2021
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I got my chips before I put my money into the vending machine

I guess it's out of order.

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👤︎ u/realtonylong
📅︎ Dec 30 2020
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I can’t believe I wasted all my time trying to help rearrange the vending machines at my local grocery store...

I’ve been moving them around all day but they still say they are “Out of Order”

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👤︎ u/FinalCaveat
📅︎ Oct 22 2020
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I decided to make a fortune with a new invention, a pen vending machine!

The patent is "pending"

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👤︎ u/Howardyoudoing95
📅︎ Jun 12 2020
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You know what makes cents? Bathroom stall vending machines.

Everybody loves John Candy.

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👤︎ u/PotBuzz
📅︎ Feb 03 2020
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Why did the football coach attempt to destroy the vending machine?

Cuz it wouldn't give him his quarterback

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👤︎ u/abdic8
📅︎ Jul 19 2019
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I found a tumor in the vending machine.

Don't worry though, it was B9.

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👤︎ u/fightagainst
📅︎ Oct 06 2019
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After checking my wallet, I stood in front of the vending machine and confidently said to myself...

"I have what it takes."

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👤︎ u/FinalCaveat
📅︎ Sep 04 2019
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Was having trouble using the Apple Pay reader on the vending machine at work.

Truck driver comes up puts two quarters in for me and says “you young people may have technology, but you don’t have any common cents.” 🤦🏻‍♂️🤣

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👤︎ u/AcademicAnxiety
📅︎ Nov 27 2019
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A vending machine went to the doctor to have a tumor looked at

The doctor said the tumor was B9

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👤︎ u/merconi
📅︎ Sep 02 2018
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My $10 bill got stuck in a vending machine.

Money's really tight these days.

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👤︎ u/JoshP99
📅︎ Sep 13 2019
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Got into a fight with a vending machine

Had to knock some cents into it

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👤︎ u/officialmrkiller
📅︎ Oct 28 2018
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What do a broken vending machine and a pirate have in common?

They both say “I GIVE NO QUARTER!!”

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👤︎ u/aarontminded
📅︎ Apr 05 2019
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Why was the vending machine thrown out of the courtroom?

It was out of order.

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👤︎ u/PwncakeIronfarts
📅︎ Oct 09 2018
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The rumbling sound a vending machine makes is a sign that change is coming.
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👤︎ u/InterdepartmentalEmu
📅︎ Mar 07 2018
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Vending machines are kind of homophobic

If the bill you feed it isn't straight, it will reject it.

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👤︎ u/RiceLover10
📅︎ Sep 07 2018
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So, if I make all my money vending condoms - do I get paid in Johnny Cash?
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👤︎ u/Kantina
📅︎ Apr 28 2016
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Why was the coach yelling at a vending machine?

He wanted his quarter back.

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👤︎ u/Aagistar
📅︎ Jul 28 2020
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I found a tumor in the vending machine.

Don't worry though, it was B9.

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👤︎ u/fightagainst
📅︎ Mar 29 2018
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What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?

Give me my quarter back!

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👤︎ u/RagnarokOG
📅︎ Jul 25 2018
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