What do you call an English fisherman?

Angler Saxon

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/VeryOriginalName98
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What kind of lunches do they take to school in Germany?

Saxon lunches.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/der_innkeeper
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 16 2020
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In a conversation about Geometry...

Friend: โ€œThere are so many angles hereโ€

Me: โ€œYeah, but Iโ€™ve always thought the Saxons had more historical importanceโ€

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Why was "Robin Hood" pulled from the elementary school library?

Too much Saxon violence.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/DrunkenTree
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 02 2018
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A young woman runs a science experiment.

Once, there was a young woman who wanted to do a little psychological experiment. So she carefully bred cherry trees to bloom in multiple colors, and arranged to have them planted such that the trees of one color would spell out the name of some other color. You know, to test the Stroop effect.

However, the instructions (which were, admittedly, odd) weren't transmitted to the workers (all starving underpaid grad students) effectively, so the groups of various colored cherry trees were planted such that the colors matched the names, completely invalidating her experiment.

She's now the Stroop drupe group blooper girl, Stroop drupe blooper girl, Stroop drupe blooper girl...

She now focuses on Anglo-Saxon royalty.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/derleth
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 06 2016
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Apparently this was a serious question. Assumed it was a dadjoke

Me talking to my godfather: " [...] one of these Teutonic metal bands like Saxon [...]" 19 year old godsister: "What's Teutonic metal? Is it like two different tones at once?"

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/tronquixote
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 31 2014
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Dad pulled this on me during a snooker game.

It was his turn, and he missed an easy pot.

"You didn't think about the angles", I observed.

"Or the saxons!" he shouted. Didn't know whether to laugh or cry.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/slugmaniac
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