A list of puns related to "Saxons"
Angler Saxon
Saxon lunches.
Friend: βThere are so many angles hereβ
Me: βYeah, but Iβve always thought the Saxons had more historical importanceβ
Too much Saxon violence.
Once, there was a young woman who wanted to do a little psychological experiment. So she carefully bred cherry trees to bloom in multiple colors, and arranged to have them planted such that the trees of one color would spell out the name of some other color. You know, to test the Stroop effect.
However, the instructions (which were, admittedly, odd) weren't transmitted to the workers (all starving underpaid grad students) effectively, so the groups of various colored cherry trees were planted such that the colors matched the names, completely invalidating her experiment.
She's now the Stroop drupe group blooper girl, Stroop drupe blooper girl, Stroop drupe blooper girl...
She now focuses on Anglo-Saxon royalty.
Me talking to my godfather: " [...] one of these Teutonic metal bands like Saxon [...]" 19 year old godsister: "What's Teutonic metal? Is it like two different tones at once?"
It was his turn, and he missed an easy pot.
"You didn't think about the angles", I observed.
"Or the saxons!" he shouted. Didn't know whether to laugh or cry.
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