What do you call a cat in a vending machine

Kit cat

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/declandrury
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 23 2021
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Why was the coach yelling at a vending machine?

He wanted his Quarter back.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/randomguy2322
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 20 2021
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I got my chips before I put my money into the vending machine

I guess it's out of order.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/realtonylong
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 30 2020
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I canโ€™t believe I wasted all my time trying to help rearrange the vending machines at my local grocery store...

Iโ€™ve been moving them around all day but they still say they are โ€œOut of Orderโ€

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/FinalCaveat
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 22 2020
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I decided to make a fortune with a new invention, a pen vending machine!

The patent is "pending"

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Howardyoudoing95
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 12 2020
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You know what makes cents? Bathroom stall vending machines.

Everybody loves John Candy.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/PotBuzz
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 03 2020
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Why did the football coach attempt to destroy the vending machine?

Cuz it wouldn't give him his quarterback

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/abdic8
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 19 2019
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I found a tumor in the vending machine.

Don't worry though, it was B9.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/fightagainst
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 06 2019
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After checking my wallet, I stood in front of the vending machine and confidently said to myself...

"I have what it takes."

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/FinalCaveat
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 04 2019
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Was having trouble using the Apple Pay reader on the vending machine at work.

Truck driver comes up puts two quarters in for me and says โ€œyou young people may have technology, but you donโ€™t have any common cents.โ€ ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿคฃ

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/AcademicAnxiety
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 27 2019
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A vending machine went to the doctor to have a tumor looked at

The doctor said the tumor was B9

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/merconi
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 02 2018
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My $10 bill got stuck in a vending machine.

Money's really tight these days.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/JoshP99
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 13 2019
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Got into a fight with a vending machine

Had to knock some cents into it

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/officialmrkiller
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 28 2018
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What do a broken vending machine and a pirate have in common?

They both say โ€œI GIVE NO QUARTER!!โ€

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/aarontminded
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 05 2019
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Why was the vending machine thrown out of the courtroom?

It was out of order.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/PwncakeIronfarts
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 09 2018
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The rumbling sound a vending machine makes is a sign that change is coming.
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๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 07 2018
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Vending machines are kind of homophobic

If the bill you feed it isn't straight, it will reject it.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/RiceLover10
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 07 2018
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Why was the coach yelling at a vending machine?

He wanted his quarter back.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Aagistar
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 28 2020
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I found a tumor in the vending machine.

Don't worry though, it was B9.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/fightagainst
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 29 2018
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What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?

Give me my quarter back!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/RagnarokOG
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 25 2018
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