Plying Puns

A list of puns related to "Plying"

I used my credit card to buy 1-ply toilet paper

And now I'm paying for it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lod254
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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My home's ply was in a bad shape

I had to reply

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Accomplished_Yam_989
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2020
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If 2020 was toilet paper it would be 1 ply...

You know it’s going to be a crappy experience but you don’t really have a choice.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kgreebwooder
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2020
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What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?

A shoe..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GoldenBalls7
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2020
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What type of math equation do you need to do to wipe your butt?

Multi-ply

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kasegauner
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2021
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The fishermen of Sevastopol are the saddest in the world.

They ply the waters of the Crimea River.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ProblematicAttic
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2020
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Girlfriend looked up the definition of 'ply'

She texts me, "ply has a lot of definitions."

I respond, "yeah, ply would."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iwishihadacorgi
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2014
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The easiest way to get in touch with inner self...

is to buy one ply toilet paper

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πŸ‘€︎ u/50ShadesOfPalmBay
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2020
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Put some white gold in my nose tonight

Two ply charmin for my nose bleed. Never felt richer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BobboLJ386
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2020
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I got in touch with my inner self today

Thats the last time I'm using one ply toiletpaper

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nahanotme
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2019
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I contacted someone to replace the old wood on my floor.

I’m still waiting for a re ply.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2018
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The interesting the about engineering Toilet Paper,

It's an a-ply-ed science.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lurker-professional
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2019
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What did one sheet of plywood say to the one right next to it?

We’re totally screwed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/roguespectre67
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2017
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Toilet paper salesmen were born to succeed

They were meant to ply their trade.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thebodymullet
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2019
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I got in touch with my inner self the other day

I'm never buying cheap toilet paper again.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/blob6
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2016
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Just got a job at a stingy company as a toilet paper salesman. How you may ask?

A-ply

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VileButtFace
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2018
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What do toilet paper and numbers have in common?

Both can be multi-ply'd!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hslize
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2017
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What did Shakespeare say when buying toilet paper?

2-ply or not 2-ply. That is the question.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bradleyflood
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2017
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What math do you have to do to make cheap toilet paper better?

You multi-ply!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Scourch
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2015
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Shitty Dad Joke

When it comes to toilet paper, 1-ply is for jerks, 2-ply is for assholes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/natebrennan
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2013
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I got in touch with my inner self today.

And that’s the last time I buy 1-ply toilet paper.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/backrowtheater
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2019
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I got in touch with myself today.

That's the last time I buy single-ply toilet paper.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MelkorHimself
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2018
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