I just saw two birds flying side by side into the courthouse.

I think they’re called β€œparaleagles.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dwqewve
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2021
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I thought I just saw a flying sausage outside my window, but it was actually a migratory bird.

Looks like I’ve taken a tern for the wurst.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Windy246
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2020
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When you see birds flying in a β€œv” shape, you’ll see more birds on one side than the other. Want to know why?

It’s because there are more birds on that side.

... I’ll see myself out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/toasterpoodle
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2020
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A bird keeps flying into the glasses shop and stealing our lenses...

Doesn't he know he's robin us blind?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GOduOfTheNorth
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2019
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Why are crows the safest flying birds?

They're the most CAWtious.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2019
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I see a bird flying high in the sky...

And I tell myself β€˜He knows what’s up.’

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Maybe-
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2019
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Why do birds hate flying?

It makes them sore.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OnePunchFan8
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2018
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Two birds are flying around..

Bird 1 flies into a window. Bird 2 says, "Wow, that must have been pane-ful."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lowlyemployee
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2018
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When geese/any birds are flying in a 'V' ....

My dad used to say "You know why one side of the 'V' is longer?"

...no, why?

"Because there are more birds on that side."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RealSteele
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2015
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I saw a bird flying in a storm wearing armor

I think it was a knight in gale.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Calthropstu
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2017
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Do you know why one side is longer when birds are flying in a V formation?

Because there’s more birds on that side.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Philonic
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2020
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When birds are flying in a V, why is one line always longer?

There are more birds in that line.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jrbjordan
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2019
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You know when you see birds flying together in a β€œV” shape there’s always one side of the V that’s longer. Do you know why that is?

There’s more birds on that side.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cobra53golf
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2018
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Do you know why Geese when flying in a "V" formation have more birds on one side than the other?

Because there are more Geese on that side.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jtnichol
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2017
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You know when you see birds flying in a "V" and one side is longer than the other? Do you know why that is?

Because there's more birds on that side.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fuckyourgod86
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2018
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When birds are flying in a V-formation, why is one side of the "V" longer than the other?

...

Because there are more birds on that side.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2015
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Know why one side of a birds' flying V is longer than the other?

It has more birds in it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Corn22
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2013
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