I just saw two birds flying side by side into the courthouse.

I think theyโ€™re called โ€œparaleagles.โ€

๐Ÿ‘๏ธŽ 11
๐Ÿ’ฌ๏ธŽ
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/dwqewve
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 29 2021
๐Ÿšจ๏ธŽ report
I thought I just saw a flying sausage outside my window, but it was actually a migratory bird.

Looks like Iโ€™ve taken a tern for the wurst.

๐Ÿ‘๏ธŽ 15
๐Ÿ’ฌ๏ธŽ
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Windy246
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 11 2020
๐Ÿšจ๏ธŽ report
When you see birds flying in a โ€œvโ€ shape, youโ€™ll see more birds on one side than the other. Want to know why?

Itโ€™s because there are more birds on that side.

... Iโ€™ll see myself out.

๐Ÿ‘๏ธŽ 12
๐Ÿ’ฌ๏ธŽ
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/toasterpoodle
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 23 2020
๐Ÿšจ๏ธŽ report
A bird keeps flying into the glasses shop and stealing our lenses...

Doesn't he know he's robin us blind?

๐Ÿ‘๏ธŽ 3
๐Ÿ’ฌ๏ธŽ
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/GOduOfTheNorth
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 08 2019
๐Ÿšจ๏ธŽ report
Why are crows the safest flying birds?

They're the most CAWtious.

๐Ÿ‘๏ธŽ 6
๐Ÿ’ฌ๏ธŽ
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/TheMightyBattleSquid
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 26 2019
๐Ÿšจ๏ธŽ report
I see a bird flying high in the sky...

And I tell myself โ€˜He knows whatโ€™s up.โ€™

๐Ÿ‘๏ธŽ 2
๐Ÿ’ฌ๏ธŽ
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Maybe-
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 11 2019
๐Ÿšจ๏ธŽ report
Why do birds hate flying?

It makes them sore.

๐Ÿ‘๏ธŽ 11
๐Ÿ’ฌ๏ธŽ
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/OnePunchFan8
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 30 2018
๐Ÿšจ๏ธŽ report
Two birds are flying around..

Bird 1 flies into a window. Bird 2 says, "Wow, that must have been pane-ful."

๐Ÿ‘๏ธŽ 9
๐Ÿ’ฌ๏ธŽ
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/lowlyemployee
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 24 2018
๐Ÿšจ๏ธŽ report
When geese/any birds are flying in a 'V' ....

My dad used to say "You know why one side of the 'V' is longer?"

...no, why?

"Because there are more birds on that side."

๐Ÿ‘๏ธŽ 258
๐Ÿ’ฌ๏ธŽ
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/RealSteele
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 03 2015
๐Ÿšจ๏ธŽ report
I saw a bird flying in a storm wearing armor

I think it was a knight in gale.

๐Ÿ‘๏ธŽ 21
๐Ÿ’ฌ๏ธŽ
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Calthropstu
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 16 2017
๐Ÿšจ๏ธŽ report
Do you know why one side is longer when birds are flying in a V formation?

Because thereโ€™s more birds on that side.

๐Ÿ‘๏ธŽ 139
๐Ÿ’ฌ๏ธŽ
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Philonic
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 05 2020
๐Ÿšจ๏ธŽ report
When birds are flying in a V, why is one line always longer?

There are more birds in that line.

๐Ÿ‘๏ธŽ 12
๐Ÿ’ฌ๏ธŽ
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Jrbjordan
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 20 2019
๐Ÿšจ๏ธŽ report
You know when you see birds flying together in a โ€œVโ€ shape thereโ€™s always one side of the V thatโ€™s longer. Do you know why that is?

Thereโ€™s more birds on that side.

๐Ÿ‘๏ธŽ 15
๐Ÿ’ฌ๏ธŽ
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/cobra53golf
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 17 2018
๐Ÿšจ๏ธŽ report
Do you know why Geese when flying in a "V" formation have more birds on one side than the other?

Because there are more Geese on that side.

๐Ÿ‘๏ธŽ 19
๐Ÿ’ฌ๏ธŽ
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/jtnichol
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 24 2017
๐Ÿšจ๏ธŽ report
You know when you see birds flying in a "V" and one side is longer than the other? Do you know why that is?

Because there's more birds on that side.

๐Ÿ‘๏ธŽ 12
๐Ÿ’ฌ๏ธŽ
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Fuckyourgod86
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 23 2018
๐Ÿšจ๏ธŽ report
When birds are flying in a V-formation, why is one side of the "V" longer than the other?

...

Because there are more birds on that side.

๐Ÿ‘๏ธŽ 10
๐Ÿ’ฌ๏ธŽ
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/IAmDrinkingIcedTea
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 29 2015
๐Ÿšจ๏ธŽ report
Know why one side of a birds' flying V is longer than the other?

It has more birds in it.

๐Ÿ‘๏ธŽ 62
๐Ÿ’ฌ๏ธŽ
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Corn22
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 06 2013
๐Ÿšจ๏ธŽ report

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.