I used my credit card to buy 1-ply toilet paper

And now I'm paying for it.

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π€︎ u/lod254
π︎ Nov 24 2020
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My home's ply was in a bad shape

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π︎ Nov 03 2020
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If 2020 was toilet paper it would be 1 ply...

You know itβs going to be a crappy experience but you donβt really have a choice.

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π€︎ u/kgreebwooder
π︎ Aug 11 2020
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What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?

A shoe..

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π€︎ u/GoldenBalls7
π︎ Oct 29 2020
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I put a piece of wood in my garage and came back the next day and there were two pieces. The day after 4 and the day after that 8!

It was multi-ply wood

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π€︎ u/Justlikeyourmoma
π︎ Mar 04 2021
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What type of math equation do you need to do to wipe your butt?

Multi-ply

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π€︎ u/Kasegauner
π︎ Jan 27 2021
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Girlfriend looked up the definition of 'ply'

She texts me, "ply has a lot of definitions."

I respond, "yeah, ply would."

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The fishermen of Sevastopol are the saddest in the world.

They ply the waters of the Crimea River.

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π€︎ u/ProblematicAttic
π︎ Sep 25 2020
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The easiest way to get in touch with inner self...

is to buy one ply toilet paper

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π︎ Jul 10 2020
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Put some white gold in my nose tonight

Two ply charmin for my nose bleed. Never felt richer.

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π€︎ u/BobboLJ386
π︎ Mar 21 2020
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I got in touch with my inner self today

Thats the last time I'm using one ply toiletpaper

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π€︎ u/Nahanotme
π︎ Sep 13 2019
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I contacted someone to replace the old wood on my floor.

Iβm still waiting for a re ply.

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π€︎ u/porichoygupto
π︎ Aug 31 2018
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The interesting the about engineering Toilet Paper,

It's an a-ply-ed science.

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π︎ Jul 20 2019
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What did one sheet of plywood say to the one right next to it?

Weβre totally screwed.

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π€︎ u/roguespectre67
π︎ Dec 23 2017
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Toilet paper salesmen were born to succeed

They were meant to ply their trade.

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π€︎ u/thebodymullet
π︎ Feb 14 2019
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I got in touch with my inner self the other day

I'm never buying cheap toilet paper again.

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π€︎ u/blob6
π︎ Aug 06 2016
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Just got a job at a stingy company as a toilet paper salesman. How you may ask?

A-ply

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π€︎ u/VileButtFace
π︎ Nov 05 2018
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What do toilet paper and numbers have in common?

Both can be multi-ply'd!

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π€︎ u/Hslize
π︎ Jul 21 2017
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What did Shakespeare say when buying toilet paper?

2-ply or not 2-ply. That is the question.

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π︎ Mar 03 2017
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When it comes to toilet paper, 1-ply is for jerks, 2-ply is for assholes.

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π€︎ u/natebrennan
π︎ Dec 10 2013
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What math do you have to do to make cheap toilet paper better?

You multi-ply!

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π€︎ u/Scourch
π︎ Oct 16 2015
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I got in touch with my inner self today.

And thatβs the last time I buy 1-ply toilet paper.

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π€︎ u/backrowtheater
π︎ Jan 10 2019
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I got in touch with myself today.

That's the last time I buy single-ply toilet paper.

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π€︎ u/MelkorHimself
π︎ Dec 06 2018
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