Plywood Puns

A list of puns related to "Plywood"

I stood, rubbing a piece of plywood that was leaning against the wall, waiting for someone to notice.

“What are you doing, dad?”

I sigh a long, heavy sigh.

“Not much, just feeling board.”

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👤︎ u/mistermajik2000
📅︎ Sep 16 2020
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What did one sheet of plywood say to the one right next to it?

We’re totally screwed.

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👤︎ u/roguespectre67
📅︎ Dec 23 2017
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I tried telling a bunch of jokes about knocked-over plywood sheets.

They all fell flat.

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👤︎ u/Philboyd_Studge
📅︎ Apr 27 2018
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Hey dad I'm bored..

dad: I'm plywood.

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👤︎ u/ManAxeWolfChief
📅︎ Jul 26 2013
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A friend working on an asssigment

Friend: It's really annoying because they didn't give us any concrete examples to work with.

Me: Well, did they at least give you any plywood examples?

Friend: (groan)

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👤︎ u/pvejunky12
📅︎ Jun 24 2014
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