Ornithologist Puns

A list of puns related to "Ornithologist"

Me: So, what do you do for a living? Ornithologist: Well, I’m an ornithologist.

Me: Oh, really? Knock, knock!
Ornithologist: Who’s there?
Me: Woodpeckers.
Ornithologist: Woodpeckers who?
Me: No, that’s the owl. And you call yourself an ornithologist?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BinBender
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2021
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Did you hear about the broke ornithologist?

His budgie-ting skills were horrible!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheRoamingWizard
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2020
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My parents wanted me to become an ornithologist...

... but that's for the birds.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DreadMoor
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2020
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Ornithologists have recently been studying if cannabis has any effect on seabirds...

They’ve left no tern un-stoned.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/smartasskicker
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2019
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It's been too cold to venture out the past few days. I'm not sure if cabin fever is setting in, or if dad's sense of humor has always been this lame.

We were all sitting there watching an Animal Planet special on bird migration (not by choice, the remote died), and after a few minutes apparent contemplation dad let this one loose on us.

"Did you hear about the ornithologist whose expedition was cancelled due to a severe snow storm?

I guess you could say things took an arctic tern for the worst!"

I think I may be booking a seat on the soonest ice floe out of this burg just to get away.

Oh no, he's got me doing it! It's spreading - run, save yourselves!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/barthm1
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2015
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