Zoologist Puns

A list of puns related to "Zoologist"

I asked a zoologist about the gestation period of pachyderms... .

He said he didn't want to talk about the elephant in the womb

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👤︎ u/AustralianGroan
📅︎ Jun 19 2020
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When the zoologist knew how the black bird was gonna respond, what they say ?

THAT'S SO RAVEN

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👤︎ u/music_snobbbb
📅︎ Mar 24 2019
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What does the zoologist do after he classifies animals?

Phylum.

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👤︎ u/TapTapBam
📅︎ Mar 23 2015
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How do I deal with my zoologist dad's constant jokes?

I grin and bear it.

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👤︎ u/pharoah103090
📅︎ Jun 12 2016
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5 little monkeys jumping on the bed

One fell off and hit gis head. Mama called the doctor And the doctor said...

Dammit Jim I'm a Doctor not a zoologist!

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👤︎ u/BHappy317
📅︎ Mar 04 2017
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