Timothy Carlton Puns

Just a random selection, mostly British because it is easier for me to guess who is probably posh:

Daniel Radcliffe - Heyman bumped into Radcliffe and his parents, Alan and Marcia, who had both been child actors like their son. Alan is a literary agent, and Marcia is a casting agent. They both knew Heyman and introduced him to a young Radcliffe.

Kit Harington - was born on 26 December 1986 in Acton, London, to Deborah Jane (Catesby), a former playwright, and Sir David Harington, 15th Baronet, a businessman.

Bonham Carter - Her father, Raymond Bonham Carter, who came from a prominent British political family, was a merchant banker and served as the alternative British director representing the Bank of England at the International Monetary Fund in Washington, D.C., during the 1960s. Her mother, Elena (née Propper de Callejón), whose parents were diplomat Eduardo Propper de Callejón from Spain and painter Baroness Hélène Fould-Springer who's grandmother was a Rothschild.

Chalamet - On his mother's side, he is a nephew of husband-and-wife filmmakers and producers Amy Lippman and Rodman Flender.

Cumberbatch - Benedict Timothy Carlton Cumberbatch was born to actors Timothy Carlton (born Timothy Carlton Congdon Cumberbatch) and Wanda Ventham. His grandfather, Henry Carlton Cumberbatch, was a submarine officer of both World Wars, and a prominent figure of London high society. His great-grandfather, Henry Arnold Cumberbatch, was a diplomat who served as consul in Turkey and Lebanon, and his great-great-grandfather, Robert William Cumberbatch, also was a British consul in Turkey and the Russian Empire. His great-great-great-grandfather, Abraham Parry Cumberbatch, was a wealthy slave owner in Barbados, Jamaica. Cumberbatch is third cousin 16 times removed of King Richard III

Clooney - His mother, Nina Bruce (née Warren), was a beauty queen and city councilwoman. His father, Nick Clooney, is a former anchorman and television host, including five years on the AMC network.

Tom Hardy -the only child of artist and painter Anne (née Barrett) and novelist and comedy writer Edward "Chips" Hardy (Screenwriter)

Tom Hiddleston - Thomas William Hiddleston was born on 9 February 1981 in the Westminster district of London, to Diana Patricia (née Servaes) Hiddleston, an arts administrator and former stage manager.

Ewan Mcgreggor - His uncle is actor Denis Lawson and his aunt by marriage was actress Sheila Gish, which makes him a step-cousin of Gish's actress daughters, Kay

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Girls' Names

• Ursula vs. Topanga
• Phoebe vs. Jamie
• Monica vs. Daphne
• Rachel vs. Dana
• Jillian vs. Morgan
• Francine vs. Rosalinda
• Dharma vs. Blossom
• Catherine vs. Dinah
• Darlene vs. Tamera
• Alicia vs. Roxanne

Boys' Names

• Chandler vs. Brighton
• Brian vs. Shawn
• Carlton vs. Timothy
• Ross vs. Bradley
• Cory vs. Brendan
• Randall vs. Frasier
• Alan vs. Niles
• Raymond vs. Geoffrey
• Franklin vs. Dylan
• Nathaniel vs. Jeremy

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

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Do your worst!

They were cooked in Greece.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

I was working on a list of children lost while still in treatment, juvenile facilities, and programs. This is not a full list by far. It's over 300+ children who were gone too soon. I felt it was important to share on here because even if they didn't get press coverage, their lives mattered and their names should be remembered somewhere.

Edit: Added the year they passed and their age to the end

· Aaron Albert Grey - Alberta Children’s Group Home - Died while trying to escape - 2001 - 16

· Aaron Bacon - North Star Expeditions - Medical - Perforated Ulcer and Peritonitis - 1994 - 16

· Aaron Paul Leafe - Ivy Cottage Children's Home - Suicide - 2017 - 15

· Adam Rickwood - Hassockfield Secure Training Centre - Beating - 2004 - 14

· Adora Grae Stout - Buffalo Mountain Camp - Medical - 2000 - 17

· Alain Garcia - Missouri Military Academy - Gunshot Wound - 2004 - ?

· Alec Sanford Lansing - Trails Carolina - Died while trying to escape - 2014 - 17

· Alex Cullinane - Back to Basics Christian Military Academy - Medical - 2006 - 13

· Alex Harris - Hope Youth Ranch - Negligent Homicide - 2005 - 12

· Alex Kelly - HMYOI Cookham Wood - Suicide - 2012 - 15

· Alexander Sanchez - United Living Care Home - Beating - 2019 - 18

· Alexis Evette Richie - SSM DePaul Health Center - Restraint - 2009 - 16

· Amari Boone - ACH Child and Family Services - Abuse - 2021 - 3

· Amaya Stethers - Hutchings Psychiatric Center - Medical Neglect - 2017 - 14

· Amy Owen - Ottawa Group Home - Suicide - 2017 - 13

· Andre Sheffield - Melbourne Center for Personal Growth - Medical - 2015 - 14

· Andrea Swenson - Attachment Center at Evergreen - Death by Attachment Therapy - 1990 - 13

· Andrew Batey - Low Newton Remand Centre - Suicide - 1994 - 17

· Andrew McClain - Elmcrest Psychiatric Hospital - Restraint - 1998 - 11

· Andrew Potter - Devereux Cleo Wallace - Died while trying to escape - 2018 - 15

· Angela Miller - Echo Glen Children’s Center - Suicide - 2001 - 17

· Angellika Arndt - Northwest Counseling & Guidance Clinic - Restraint - 2006 - 7

· Anthony Dumas - Lutheran Ministries of Florida Inc - Suicide - 2000 - 15

· Anthony Green - Brookhaven Youth Ranch - Restraint - 1991 - 15

· Anthony Haynes - America’s Buffalo Soldiers - Heat Stroke - 2001 - 14

· Anthony Parker - The One Way Farm - Fight - 2012 - 16

· Anthony Redding - Brinsford Young Offenders' Institution - Suicide - 2001 - 16

· Ashley Shaddox - Echo Glen Children’s Center - Suicide - 1998 - 14

· Ashlie

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

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Because she wanted to see the task manager.

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

but then I remembered it was ground this morning.

Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale

Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments

They’re on standbi

BamBOO!

A play on words.

Pilot on me!!

Christopher Walken

Nothing, he was gladiator.

Or would that be too forward thinking?

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

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