Lake Chad...
slow motion sunglasses in front of explosion.gif
It’s syncing.
When the bear stops to take a pea, kick it in the ice hole!
It's deep.
That makes me a SLUT resident
I told my friend I was standing in a lake in Africa. He exclaimed to em "no you're not, your in de-Nile!" sorry all.
He went ice skating before it was cool.
It's Erie
But it turns out spring water is just false advertisement
I guess that's the Fisher Price.
They have cold feet
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Tennessee
Cuz it's Sinko de Mayo!
3-4-5
They finally cracked the cold case
Needless to say she wasn’t happy.
Bob
I was on EDGE there.
The other day I went out looking for a good trip; ended up a Mormon.
Bob.
What do you call his cousin who does the same in the ocean?
David....
David Buoy...
...They learned a lot of history about Joseph Smith, who apparently had close to 40 wives. They were telling us this, and my mother-in-law said that he once stated that he "thought no more of taking another wife than buying a cow", to which my wife commented "...Wivestock!"
I love her so much.
"Don't be ridiculous. Do you see any extension cords?"
Bob
Because she wanted to test the water!
