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Salt Lake City Puns

A list of puns related to "Salt Lake City"

When asked if he had family in Salt Lake City, Robert de Niro replied,

"Utah kin to me?"

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👤︎ u/VagabondVivant
📅︎ Apr 10 2021
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My son went to Salt Lake City today.
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👤︎ u/mag79s
📅︎ Aug 22 2018
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Salt Lake City is concerned that too many teens are rebelling by going "Goth"

Mormon Emo Problems

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👤︎ u/The_Possum
📅︎ Apr 11 2017
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It's really hard being dyslexic in Salt Lake City.

The other day I went out looking for a good trip; ended up a Mormon.

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👤︎ u/rykahn
📅︎ Oct 13 2014
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My In-Laws Went to Salt Lake City...

...They learned a lot of history about Joseph Smith, who apparently had close to 40 wives. They were telling us this, and my mother-in-law said that he once stated that he "thought no more of taking another wife than buying a cow", to which my wife commented "...Wivestock!"

I love her so much.

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👤︎ u/Bocephis
📅︎ Jul 27 2015
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