Shallow Water Puns

A list of puns related to "Shallow Water"

I told my whale friend not to eat that family of dolphins in shallow water but he did and beached himself.

That's why you don't eat Tide Pods.

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👤︎ u/l3373r7h4nu
📅︎ Apr 12 2018
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my friend just told me, 'I hope you die in a deep hole filled with water'.

I know he means well.

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👤︎ u/ThePrinceOfGoldHair
📅︎ Jul 26 2020
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