How does a duck swim from one side of the pond to the other?
I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keeps attacking him.
I guess that's what I get for buying a pure bread dog.
Why are there no ducks on the pond at Buckingham palace?
Because it is for no bills only
I showed my friend my pond, including the best fishing spots and the place where the bank drops off...
I wish the First National would stop sending their packages to my pond's address...
I think the ducks in our pond need help
They’re addicted to quack
We couldn't find any ducks at the duck pond this morning
They were gone before quack of dawn
A goose talking to duck at the local pond. “My husbands gone away for a few weeks to Africa”. “Oh really.” Says the the Duck “Uganda?”...
“No I’m a goose. My husband is a gander”
The names pond, James pond.
I’ve got a license to krill.
Did you hear about the thief who jumped into the fish pond?
People said he was very coy
I just wanted to see some geese at the pond But I refused to perform the blood sacrifice required.
As they say, no harm, no fowl.
I was trying to think of the artist who painted The Water Lily Pond.
But I just can't remember him for love nor Monet.
How deep is the pond frogs swim in?
I've Been Finding Liquor Bottles By A Pond and Decided The Ducks Are Drinking Them
This joke came to me walking the dog near a pond... What do you call 2 contradictory waterfowl?
A pairaducks.
HA ha hee! ;)
My wife asked me if I saw the mist on the pond behind our house this morning.
If you kill the majority of ducks in a pond...
I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him..
Guess that's what I get for having a pure bread dog.
I cant take My dog to the pond anymore cuz the geese keep attacking him.
I guess thats whats I deserve for having a Pure bread dog
I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him.
Guess that's what I get for buying a pure bread dog.
I can't take my dog to the pond any more, the ducks keep attacking him.
I guess that's what I get for buying a pure bread dog.
I can't take my dog to the pond for exercise because the ducks keep attacking him
That's what you get for buying a pure bread dog
We can't take our dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him...
Guess that's what we get for buying a pure bread dog...
I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him..
I guess that's what I get for having a pure bred dog
I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him...
Guess that's what I get for buying a pure bread dog...
I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him.
Guess that's what I get for buying a pure bread dog.
I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him....
I guess that's what I get for buying a pure bread dog.
I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him.
Guess that's what I get for buying a pure bread dog.
I can't take my dalmatian to the duck pond anymore
I guess that's what you get for having a pure bread dog.
I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him.
Guess that's what I get for buying a pure bread dog.
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