Andes Puns

A list of puns related to "Andes"

where are the Andes?

At the end of your armies.

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👤︎ u/Woodblockprint
📅︎ Feb 11 2021
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Little boy doing his home work shouts to his dad. Where are the Andes dad?

The boys father says straight away:- Ask your mum she puts everything away.

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👤︎ u/tiger7971
📅︎ Oct 07 2020
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Wife bought some Andes chocolates. I told her we should take them camping.

Because then we could have mints in tents.

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👤︎ u/accountnumber3
📅︎ Oct 04 2017
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Did you hear about the two owls stealing from tourists on Machu Picchu?

They were incahoots.

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👤︎ u/hashsmasher
📅︎ Apr 12 2019
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Son doing his Geography homework...

Son: Dad, where's the Andes? Dad: At the end of your armies!

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👤︎ u/ElderHallow
📅︎ Mar 07 2019
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Instagramy

Me: dad, i got hella likes on my picture on instagram of the andes

Dad: did it get an instagramy?

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👤︎ u/insensitive_bullshit
📅︎ Aug 06 2014
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