Peaks Puns

A list of puns related to "Peaks"

Where do you take someone who’s been injured in a peak-a-boo accident?

To the I.C.U.

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👤︎ u/AlabamaMayan
📅︎ May 02 2020
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My daughter had a horrible peak-a-boo accident

Now she’s in the ICU

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👤︎ u/yousuchafukinhoe
📅︎ Jun 24 2020
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The *peak* of puns ;)
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👤︎ u/Un_FaZed211
📅︎ Aug 29 2020
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This is the peak of my social life
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👤︎ u/AHumanBeingWhoExists
📅︎ Aug 02 2020
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Peak humor is upon us
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👤︎ u/LincolnBio_
📅︎ May 06 2020
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Saw this in r/jokes, figured this was peak fatherhood /r/Jokes/comments/ht335z/…
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👤︎ u/ceo_greasyduck
📅︎ Jul 18 2020
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This is my peak I will never come up with a better pun
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👤︎ u/Hamza91001
📅︎ Aug 30 2019
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How do you get peak activity?

Climb a mountain!

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👤︎ u/jlionbad
📅︎ Mar 02 2020
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When Hurricane Dorian hits Florida, I'm going to check out my window for the clouds to get really grey. When they're at peak greyness I'll take a picture. That way Ill always have The Picture of Dorian Grey.
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👤︎ u/TiredMemeReference
📅︎ Aug 30 2019
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Husband was in peak dad form today: What do you call a mathematician magician?

Criss Angle.

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👤︎ u/BruhNana13
📅︎ Dec 16 2019
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The actual peak of humanity
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👤︎ u/beijial
📅︎ Aug 02 2019
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Because... because a mountain... has... has a.. has a peak
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👤︎ u/DavyJones333
📅︎ Jul 26 2019
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The peak moment of high school

This actually happened, probably close to 20 years ago now. In my high school chemistry class, the teacher asked if anyone knew what nitrates were.

It was a once in a lifetime opportunity.

"I don't know," I replied, "but I bet they are better than day rates."

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👤︎ u/SaryuSaryu
📅︎ Oct 14 2017
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In 1939, an unusual farm animal named Gertrude became the first cow to climb to the peak of Mt. Everest carrying gear for the climbers, setting a world record that still stands unbroken.

Since then, the steaks have never been higher.

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👤︎ u/mitch_watson
📅︎ May 15 2019
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The Mongolian army was unstoppable at its peak.

They were always one steppe ahead of their enemies.

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👤︎ u/Pun-isher42
📅︎ Sep 16 2019
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What is the smartest peak one can summit?

Mount Cleverest

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👤︎ u/incenseandelephants
📅︎ Jul 27 2019
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The top fell off the peak of my roof

It was the finial straw

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👤︎ u/lordofthstrings
📅︎ Jul 14 2019
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I’ve reached peak Dad!

Went to the outdoor ice rink yesterday with my wife and son. Ran into our friend Rosy and her kids who were just leaving. Rosy said they had fun but were cold now so had to leave. I responded “yea you look cold. Your cheeks are...........rosy” cue my wife’s loud groan.

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👤︎ u/deep_6d
📅︎ Jan 21 2019
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Just received Twin Peaks and the "missing pieces"
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👤︎ u/meemboy
📅︎ Dec 05 2018
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The Pressure of Hurricane Michael at its peak was 1004MB.

Why didn't we just zip it in a folder to make it smaller?

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👤︎ u/Tm23246
📅︎ Jun 02 2019
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How do you add a mountain's peak to another one?

You summit.

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👤︎ u/theinsidiousproducer
📅︎ Jan 10 2019
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In the year 2020, hindsight will be at its peak!
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👤︎ u/gregorytilidie
📅︎ Nov 30 2016
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Im sure the views from Everest's peak are breathtaking...
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👤︎ u/Theend_97
📅︎ Jan 10 2019
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Where do you take someone after a peak-a-boo accident?

The ICU.

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👤︎ u/Antonioooooo0
📅︎ Jul 29 2020
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