What's the highest rank in the popcorn army?

Kernel

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Breachx4002
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Despite being tiny, the Republic of Ireland has the capital city with the highest population growth in the world...

It's Dublin every day!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Erubadhron89
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I’m selling a TV for $1, but it’s broken and it’s stuck on the highest volume.

It’s something you can’t turn down!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TechX5
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2021
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What is the highest ranking vegetable?

Corn, it's made up entirely of colonels.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crayoncer
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2021
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Apparently Florida has the highest rate of infidelity in the country...

It's an unfortunate state of affairs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GIGA255
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2020
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This just Peru-vs that puns are the highest tier of joke
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jimmy_D123
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2020
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Which part of Russia has the highest jailing rate?

Crimea!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SD_Swift
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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What’s the Highest Level of Competition That a Semi Professional Sauerkraut Pickler Aspires To?

The Briner Leagues.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/du_bekar
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2020
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What is the highest floor of any building?

Floor 20

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My wife always orders her Indian food with the highest level of spiciness.

She’s very curry-ageous.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bobskimo
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2020
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I am helping a gold-medal winning sprinter acheive the highest level of spiritual awareness.

...I feel like The Flash, because I too, am enlightening Bolt.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2020
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Who has the highest pH of any MLB Hall of Famer?

Al Kaline

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Long-Afternoon
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2020
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What’s the highest point in a geologist’s career?

When they hit rock bottom.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pakigod
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2020
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In which state, in America, there's the highest concentration of weebs?

Ohio

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RandoMazed
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2020
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What is the highest number that a plant can count to?

Tree

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stenlang
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2019
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Plateaus, the highest form of flattery.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheOneFreeMan18
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2019
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There's a magician who can fold even the highest-quality guitars in half.

He's known as "the Fender bender".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thelionmermaid
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2019
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Memphis TN has the highest average obesity rates

Guess you could say its obese city

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My family drove past the highest point in Florida on our way to the beach...

The trip was all downhill from there

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Daniel_Day_Tiger
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2019
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The ladybug has the second highest moisture content

But there's one bug that's weta

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πŸ‘€︎ u/denob
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2019
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I think my highest achievement was climbing Mount Everest.

It's all been downhill from that.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dadika000
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2019
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A woman texted her husband, asking him to rate how attractive she is from 1 to 10 with 10 being the highest score...

After reading her husband's short and quick reply, the woman happily called her husband and said, "Aww, you didn't have to send me the heart symbol as a reply to my question. How sweet of you!"

Her husband then said, "What heart symbol? I meant to say that I rate you as less than three!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AesSedai99
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2018
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California has the highest number of men who feel depressed because of their wives cheating on them

It's a sad state of affairs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LionKing34
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2017
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What's the highest form of flattery you may ask?

A plateau

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πŸ‘€︎ u/m80glostick
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2018
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What the highest paying job in Turkmenistan.

Running all those male tanning salons.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jadekinsjackson
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2019
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β€œFifty Shades Freed” was the highest grossing movie over the weekends.

It seems a lot of women roped their boyfriends into coming along.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nathanhulsey30
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2018
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It was silly of Tom Cruise to put his best pistol on the highest shelf

He’s too short to reach the top gun

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RoyTheShip
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2018
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What's the highest selling car of people with ADHD?

The Ford Focus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AnxietySalmon
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2018
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Who is the highest paid character on Sesame Street?

Ernie

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrlaheysassistant
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2018
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Someone offered to give me a free radio once, but the volume was stuck on the highest setting.

I couldn’t turn it down.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Toeknuckles
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2018
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What's the highest temperature of Rey's Lightsaber?

Luke Warm.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JazzTheWolf
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2016
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What subreddit has the highest % of insomniacs?

/r/notinteresting

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πŸ‘€︎ u/esemef
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2017
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Every time at the end of a song at band practice I play a note on the highest fret on my guitar.

They always ask me why I do that. I tell them, β€œWe gotta end it on a high note”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TortoiseMan510
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2018
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How High is the highest mountain in China ..
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πŸ‘€︎ u/afarro
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2018
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This cats highest wish came true youtube.com/watch?v=1xN8H…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SWEJO
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2015
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What's the highest type of cat?

A catapult.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JEZTURNER
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2014
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I'm selling a TV for $1, but it's broken and it's stuck on the highest volume.

That's a deal you can't turn down.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MacItaly
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2020
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Maine has the highest rate of infidelity out of any state in the US

What a disturbing state of affairs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Al_Jabarti
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2019
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A plateau is the highest form of flattery
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TuskenRaiders
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2019
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Plateaus are the highest form of flattery.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RSTLNE3MCAAV
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2018
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What's the highest rank in the popcorn army?

Kernel

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ndemerson
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2018
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Plateaus are the highest form of flattery.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Redditisimaginary
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2017
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What's the highest form of flattery?

Plateaus.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sewthesexy1
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2013
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A plateau is the highest form of flattery
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pokethrex
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2016
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What is the highest form of flattery?

A plateau.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ImSyntix
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