What's the highest rank in the popcorn army?
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︎ Mar 17 2021
Despite being tiny, the Republic of Ireland has the capital city with the highest population growth in the world...
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︎ Mar 25 2021
Iβm selling a TV for $1, but itβs broken and itβs stuck on the highest volume.
Itβs something you canβt turn down!
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︎ Feb 16 2021
What is the highest ranking vegetable?
Corn, it's made up entirely of colonels.
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︎ Jan 15 2021
Apparently Florida has the highest rate of infidelity in the country...
It's an unfortunate state of affairs.
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︎ Dec 23 2020
This just Peru-vs that puns are the highest tier of joke
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︎ Aug 15 2020
Which part of Russia has the highest jailing rate?
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︎ Nov 19 2020
Whatβs the Highest Level of Competition That a Semi Professional Sauerkraut Pickler Aspires To?
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︎ Jun 11 2020
What is the highest floor of any building?
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︎ Apr 20 2020
My wife always orders her Indian food with the highest level of spiciness.
Sheβs very curry-ageous.
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︎ Feb 23 2020
I am helping a gold-medal winning sprinter acheive the highest level of spiritual awareness.
...I feel like The Flash, because I too, am enlightening Bolt.
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︎ May 27 2020
Who has the highest pH of any MLB Hall of Famer?
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︎ May 20 2020
Whatβs the highest point in a geologistβs career?
When they hit rock bottom.
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︎ Jan 24 2020
In which state, in America, there's the highest concentration of weebs?
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︎ Feb 16 2020
What is the highest number that a plant can count to?
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︎ Mar 14 2019
Plateaus, the highest form of flattery.
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︎ May 25 2019
There's a magician who can fold even the highest-quality guitars in half.
He's known as "the Fender bender".
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︎ Mar 10 2019
Memphis TN has the highest average obesity rates
Guess you could say its obese city
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︎ Aug 28 2019
My family drove past the highest point in Florida on our way to the beach...
The trip was all downhill from there
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︎ Jun 10 2019
The ladybug has the second highest moisture content
But there's one bug that's weta
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︎ Feb 22 2019
I think my highest achievement was climbing Mount Everest.
It's all been downhill from that.
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︎ Mar 06 2019
A woman texted her husband, asking him to rate how attractive she is from 1 to 10 with 10 being the highest score...
After reading her husband's short and quick reply, the woman happily called her husband and said, "Aww, you didn't have to send me the heart symbol as a reply to my question. How sweet of you!"
Her husband then said, "What heart symbol? I meant to say that I rate you as less than three!"
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︎ Aug 05 2018
California has the highest number of men who feel depressed because of their wives cheating on them
It's a sad state of affairs
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︎ Feb 22 2017
What's the highest form of flattery you may ask?
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︎ Mar 08 2018
What the highest paying job in Turkmenistan.
Running all those male tanning salons.
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︎ Feb 10 2019
βFifty Shades Freedβ was the highest grossing movie over the weekends.
It seems a lot of women roped their boyfriends into coming along.
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︎ Feb 12 2018
It was silly of Tom Cruise to put his best pistol on the highest shelf
Heβs too short to reach the top gun
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︎ May 19 2018
What's the highest selling car of people with ADHD?
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︎ Jun 11 2018
Who is the highest paid character on Sesame Street?
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︎ Jul 05 2018
Someone offered to give me a free radio once, but the volume was stuck on the highest setting.
I couldnβt turn it down.
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︎ Jul 17 2018
What's the highest temperature of Rey's Lightsaber?
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︎ Dec 15 2016
What subreddit has the highest % of insomniacs?
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︎ Jan 04 2017
Every time at the end of a song at band practice I play a note on the highest fret on my guitar.
They always ask me why I do that. I tell them, βWe gotta end it on a high noteβ
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︎ Apr 05 2018
How High is the highest mountain in China ..
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︎ Jan 13 2018
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︎ Dec 28 2015
What's the highest type of cat?
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︎ Sep 29 2014
I'm selling a TV for $1, but it's broken and it's stuck on the highest volume.
That's a deal you can't turn down.
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︎ Jan 03 2020
Maine has the highest rate of infidelity out of any state in the US
What a disturbing state of affairs
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︎ Jan 06 2019
A plateau is the highest form of flattery
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︎ Jun 19 2019
Plateaus are the highest form of flattery.
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︎ Jul 27 2018
What's the highest rank in the popcorn army?
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︎ Jul 13 2018
Plateaus are the highest form of flattery.
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︎ Aug 31 2017
What's the highest form of flattery?
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︎ Sep 02 2013
A plateau is the highest form of flattery
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︎ Jun 19 2016
What is the highest form of flattery?
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