I bought my 10 year old son an acoustic guitar yesterday and he has mastered 3 chords already.
So now the full Oasis songbook is covered he's moved on to a new one.
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︎ May 11 2021
I caught my son chewing electrical chords, so I had to ground him.
He's doing better currently and conducting himself properly.
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︎ Apr 07 2021
I figured out the secret chord that David played!
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︎ Mar 21 2021
What is gods favorite chord?
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︎ Jan 05 2021
Scientists have grown vocal chords in a Petrie dish
The results speak for themselves
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︎ Oct 18 2020
What ir a Christian's favorite chord?
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︎ Sep 25 2020
What do you call a chord that has its third moved up a half-step?
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︎ Oct 16 2020
E minor is a really spooky chord.
It just gives me the E B G B's
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︎ Apr 28 2020
What chord does jesus play on guitar?
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︎ Sep 03 2020
If you were born without vocal chords...
...you wouldnβt be able to tell.
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︎ Mar 06 2020
I was teaching my son to play the piano. He played the Am chord for me.
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︎ Jan 31 2020
What chord does a piano make when it falls down a mine shaft?
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︎ May 04 2020
Whatβs COVID-19βs favorite chord progression?
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︎ Mar 13 2020
What chord do you hear when you drop a piano down a mineshaft?
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︎ Mar 28 2020
Whatβs the holiest guitar chord?
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︎ Jan 31 2020
Do you know what is the most religious chord?
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︎ Oct 07 2019
What's God's favorite guitar chord?
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︎ Jan 21 2020
What are the best chords to use when playing air guitar?
Vocal chords
Courtesy of my wife!
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︎ Feb 14 2020
Whatβs Gods favorite chord?
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︎ Feb 16 2019
Everytime the harpist struck a C chord, it was like they were playing a different instrument..
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︎ Dec 07 2019
What chord God likes the most?
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︎ Apr 10 2018
Whatβs the most romantic chord?
A7
Because it slides right into the Dmβs
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︎ Aug 15 2019
I have a invention! It's a small edible device that would freshen your breath while simultaneously releasing a subtle and soothing A-chord. You would use the device (with the fresh breath and soothing sound) to help increase the effectiveness of apologies.
I call it:
THE A-TONE-MINT!!!!!
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︎ Jun 23 2018
I heard a scary 4 chord song the other day...
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︎ Aug 05 2018
I was just about to think of a bowling joke, since I know that would strike a chord with all you βdads,β but
I thought iβd spare you the trouble.
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︎ Jul 22 2018
What is God's favorite guitar chord?
G-Sus
These guys get it. :)
https://imgur.com/a/xskOd
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︎ Nov 10 2017
I played a Spanish chord on my guitar
It must have been a Si Major.
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︎ Feb 23 2019
The doctor told me my vocal chords were damaged
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︎ Mar 03 2018
What's the most evil chord?
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︎ Oct 22 2017
What did the G7 chord say to the A13#11b9 chord say?
You've changed. You're altered.
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︎ Apr 06 2016
What's a cat's favourite musical chord?
No idea, but their claws are F-ing sharp!
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︎ Nov 08 2016
My son kept chewing on all the electrical chords we had set up for the holidays, so I grounded him...
He's doing better currently and conducting himself properly...
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︎ Jan 15 2021
I Figured out the secret chord that David played!
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︎ Oct 19 2020
Scientists have successfully grown human vocal chords in a petri dish.
The results speak for themselves
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︎ Jun 14 2020
Scientists have grown human vocal chords in a Petri dish.
The results speak for themselves.
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︎ Nov 07 2018
Whatβs the Holiest chord?
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︎ Oct 22 2017
Scientists have succeeded in growing human vocal chords in a Petri dish.
The results speak for themselves!
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︎ Jan 13 2019
What is Godβs favorite chord?
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︎ Oct 13 2018
What is God's favorite chord?
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︎ Dec 06 2018
If vocal chords could be grown in a Petri dish,
Do you think the results would speak for themselves?
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︎ Jan 12 2018
What chord did the piano that fell down the mine shaft play?
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︎ Feb 13 2018
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