I bought my 10 year old son an acoustic guitar yesterday and he has mastered 3 chords already.

So now the full Oasis songbook is covered he's moved on to a new one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
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I caught my son chewing electrical chords, so I had to ground him.

He's doing better currently and conducting himself properly.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07
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I figured out the secret chord that David played!

It's Gsus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/icemage27
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21
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What is gods favorite chord?

G-sus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SlimyPigLegs
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05
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Scientists have grown vocal chords in a Petrie dish

The results speak for themselves

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheFishmanau
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2020
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What ir a Christian's favorite chord?

Gsus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Alex13104
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2020
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What do you call a chord that has its third moved up a half-step?

A little sus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/P8ntballz
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2020
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E minor is a really spooky chord.

It just gives me the E B G B's

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JorWat
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2020
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What chord does jesus play on guitar?

Gsus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jugi15
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2020
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If you were born without vocal chords...

...you wouldn’t be able to tell.

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I was teaching my son to play the piano. He played the Am chord for me.

It was ACE!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nine-Nation-Navy
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2020
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What chord does a piano make when it falls down a mine shaft?

A flat miner

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RonPalancik
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2020
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What’s COVID-19’s favorite chord progression?

A plague-al cadence

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πŸ‘€︎ u/smolprincess928
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2020
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What chord do you hear when you drop a piano down a mineshaft?

A flat minor

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Victoroftheapes
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2020
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What’s the holiest guitar chord?

Gsus.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RayInRed
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2020
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Do you know what is the most religious chord?

Gsus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chokeolattemilk
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2019
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What's God's favorite guitar chord?

Gsus7

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IrishWake
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2020
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What are the best chords to use when playing air guitar?

Vocal chords

Courtesy of my wife!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SETHlUS
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2020
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What’s Gods favorite chord?

Gsus of course.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RageMonster17
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2019
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Everytime the harpist struck a C chord, it was like they were playing a different instrument..

It was a harp-C-chord.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/-neurosis-
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2019
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What chord God likes the most?

G sus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lum1nar
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2018
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What’s the most romantic chord?

A7

Because it slides right into the Dm’s

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PossiblyDumb66
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2019
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I have a invention! It's a small edible device that would freshen your breath while simultaneously releasing a subtle and soothing A-chord. You would use the device (with the fresh breath and soothing sound) to help increase the effectiveness of apologies.

I call it:

THE A-TONE-MINT!!!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gbeeson
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2016
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The sentence really struck a chord with me imgur.com/MSojhZE
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SierraWolfCharlie
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2018
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I heard a scary 4 chord song the other day...

It gave me the E B G B's

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zanestrickler
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2018
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I was just about to think of a bowling joke, since I know that would strike a chord with all you β€œdads,” but

I thought i’d spare you the trouble.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/asahinidis
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2018
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What is God's favorite guitar chord?

G-Sus

These guys get it. :) https://imgur.com/a/xskOd

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πŸ‘€︎ u/patatbeerho
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2017
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I played a Spanish chord on my guitar

It must have been a Si Major.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SlightSigh__
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2019
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The doctor told me my vocal chords were damaged

I was speechless

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mineclash92
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2018
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What's the most evil chord?

Dmin

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cl350rg
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2017
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What did the G7 chord say to the A13#11b9 chord say?

You've changed. You're altered.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NotGoing2Say
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2016
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What's a cat's favourite musical chord?

No idea, but their claws are F-ing sharp!

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My son kept chewing on all the electrical chords we had set up for the holidays, so I grounded him...

He's doing better currently and conducting himself properly...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15
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I Figured out the secret chord that David played!

It's Gsus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/icemage27
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2020
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Scientists have successfully grown human vocal chords in a petri dish.

The results speak for themselves

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AustralianGroan
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2020
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Scientists have grown human vocal chords in a Petri dish.

The results speak for themselves.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stupidboy0
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2018
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What’s the Holiest chord?

Gsus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StripedNinja
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2017
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Scientists have succeeded in growing human vocal chords in a Petri dish.

The results speak for themselves!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stoatwobbler
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2019
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What is God’s favorite chord?

Gsus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jhabibs
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2018
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What is God's favorite chord?

Gsus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mattxfish
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2018
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If vocal chords could be grown in a Petri dish,

Do you think the results would speak for themselves?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bob_alob_aSqueeb
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2018
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What chord did the piano that fell down the mine shaft play?

A flat miner

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StringTailor
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2018
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