Classical Greek Puns

A list of puns related to "Classical Greek"

A long time ago, I translated pre Classical Greek literature into Braille.

It feels like ancient history.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Nov 02 2020
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What do you call a Greek person who loves classical music?

A Bach lova!

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👤︎ u/Senior-Esponce
📅︎ Nov 20 2018
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I'm starting a music group that performs Classical Greek music.

I'm calling it Oedipal Arrangements.

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👤︎ u/gnosticpopsicle
📅︎ Feb 22 2019
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What did the classic Greek Scholar say to the fat bloke trying on skinny jeans in his boutique?

Euripides, you pay!

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👤︎ u/stevebox2345
📅︎ May 06 2019
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Greek Yogurt Dad Joke

I was talking to my parents about what food I can eat in the morning, and how I'm pretty much limited to Greek Yogurt.

"Whats the difference between Greek Yogurt and Regular Yogurt?" Asked my dad.

"The bacteria is more cultured." explained mom

"What does that mean? Do they listen to classical music and frequent the art museum?"

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👤︎ u/chicken1672
📅︎ Dec 31 2013
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A Classics professor discovers he has ripped his pants and goes to a tailor to get them mended.

He begins to talk with the tailor, and it comes up that he's a Classics professor, that he has been teaching for a number of years, that he focuses primarily on the Greeks and their literature.

After a nice, long talk, the classics professor shows the pants to the tailor. The tailor asks: "Euripides?" The professor replies: "Yes. Eumenides?"

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👤︎ u/maliamer04
📅︎ Sep 09 2015
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A few years ago, I had a job translating pre-Classical Greek literature into Braille.

It feels like ancient history.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Sep 10 2020
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A long time ago, I translated pre-classical Greek literature into Braille.

It feels like ancient history.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Jul 01 2020
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Years ago, I had a job translating pre Classical Greek literature into Braille.

It feels like ancient history.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Mar 28 2019
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It’s been a month since I quit my job transcribing pre-Classical Greek lit into Braille.

It feels like ancient history.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Nov 24 2018
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I just read a book on pre-classical Greek literature in Braille.

It felt like ancient history.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Sep 06 2018
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