A White House Staffer Almost Walked in on Press Secretary Jen Psaki using the restroom.
You come to the end of the road. North of you is the red house, west is the green house, east is the blue house. Where is the white house?
What did the security officer at White House said to the tourist sitting on the president's chair?
Why is Trump not allowed in the White House anymore?
The Trump White House is so polite these days.
Everyone there is saying “Pardon me” all the time now.
Why won’t Trump be able enter the White House on January 21st?
Why can’t trump go to the White House anymore?
What did the White House say when Trump left and refused to attend the inauguration?
If Trump is afraid and hiding in the White House because of the protestors....
Does this make it a chicken coup?
What did the 46th president say while taking the White House keys from the 45th on his way out?
What’s the White House cook’s favorite subreddit
Why can't Trump come back into the white house?
Why is the White House so filthy?
Because there's hasn't been a hoover in the White House since 1933.
A white-tail keeps showing up at our house doing tricks, trying to impress us to get food...
The only reason I am voting for Elizabeth Warren is that she will bring stability to the White House. She will never be impeached.
She comes with a warranty.
Did you know a white-tail deer can jump higher than the average house?
This is due to its powerful hind legs and the fact the average house can't jump.
The press found out their is a secret vegetable garden in the White House.
The White House leaks made headlines.
Donald and Melania Trump Invite Hillary and Bill Clinton to a tour of their redecorated white house.
Donald wants to show off how he changed everything since Bill was president. he shows them all the golden oval office and wants to show Hillary his new situation room and leads her out leaving Bill and Melania alone.
After a few minutes Donald and Hillary return to find Bill and Melania having sex on his desk.
Hillary shouts "Bill how could you!?"
Bill turns and says "Let's be honest this isn't the first time that you caught me having sex in the oval office. At least this time it's with the first lady."
The Red House is 4th from the left, and the Blue House is 8th from the right. Where's the White House?
Burglars have found a way to breach the White House without getting caught.
It was a breakthrough for them.
Did you know FDR had a naked sea snake as a White House pet?
He called it the nude eel.
In February 1989, dogs were banned from the White House until January 1993.
They kept peeing on the Bushes and chasing the Quayles.
Which patriotic singing telegram service would Donald Trump hire for the White House?
After all the hand-wringing, criticism and 24-hour coverage, Anthony Scaramucci ended up only holding his new job in the White House for a single week...
...It was Mooch ado about nothing.
Did you hear about the emergency baby delivery in the White House bakery?
That kid's American, born in bread.
Why does the White House not have complimentary pens?
Because Trump is bringing his own Pence.
Why is Obama taking all the writing instruments out of the White House?
Because Trump is bringing his own Pence
What phone line does the White House send its official press releases from now?
A chef was invited to the white house to cook breakfast for the president. Before he started though, he was given some words of wisdom by the president himself....
Why can't Trump enter the White House?
Why can’t Trump go to the White House?
Why can’t Donald trump have the White House
Trump can’t go to white house anymore coz it’s for-biden
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