How did the dinosaur get clean?
What TV shows are squeaky clean?
How does a pirate clean cards?
My friend was shot clean through his skull but survived.
I can’t imagine what was going through his mind at the time.
What do you call a dinosaur who is easy to clean, heat resistant and long lasting?
py-rex
I'll get my coat...
How does the Earth keep itself clean ?
The first company to rename their dinner rolls "gravy mops" is really going to clean up.
When I was in college, my roommate used to clean my room, and I used to clean his.
We were maid for each other.
Mom told son to clean his room. But instead, he set it on fire...
What do you call clean music? [OC]
My daughter wanted to clean her cardboard rocketship with her face cloth...
Trying to reduce the enormous amount of laundry associated with kids,
I said, "you don't need to clean your rocketship. It's not dirty. Space is a vacuum"....
I could hear my wife's eyes roll in the next room. Success!
How does Chris Kringle clean his hands?
How do you clean your hands at the North Pole?
You use hand Santa-tizer.
I clean all my weapons with tree sap.
Some say I’m crazy, but I’m sticking to my guns.
I play minesweeper while my wife cleans the house...
Because she is dealing with hersweeper
Dwayne Johnson paid me to clean up and organize his craft room, but sadly, I lost his scrapbook cutting tool.
I lost the Rock’s paper scissors.
How did dinosaurs clean their teeth?
Why did the flatbread become a clean comedian?
He wanted to be naan-offensive.
Many Folks Don’t Know that Santa Often has to Clean the Small Bits of Poo from his Reindeer Butts.
They call them Jingle Berries.
me: *cleans vacuum cleaner*
How do medieval cathedrals clean their mouths before bedtime?
Who keeps the ocean clean?
A mermaid!
Courtesy of my 10 year old daughter
If you clean a vacuum cleaner...
...you make the vacuum cleaner.
If you make a living out of it, you'd be called the vacuum cleaner.
Why was the tailless horse so clean?
What do you find in a clean nose?
What do volunteers clean up outside of libraries?
My friend used to clean house for a famous singer-guitar player, til he died in 2016. She then became a police investigator...
She dusted for Prince now she's dusting for prints.
I got my fish to clean my tank for free
What do you clean a band instrument with?
After days, it felt nice to finally come clean
[META] Dad jokes should be clean, not just groan-inducing. That's what makes it a Dad joke, we can tell it to the kids in front of Mom and not get in trouble (other than maybe for the punchline).
How do you clean the inside of a Uterus?
Two cowboys walking through the plains, no food or water, death imminent. When through hazy vision one of them spies a tree, covered in bacon by an oasis of pure clean. One cowboy hide behind a rock, as his confused friend runs to the tree... only to be gunned down by some bandits.
The second cowboy is relieved to be alive, and thankful that he knew that that was no bacon tree.
It was a ham bush
I washed my whites today. They got so clean,
What does the Mandalorian use to clean up Baby Yoda's messes?
He uses Bounty [a paper towel brand in the US]
I'm very proud--my teenage son just came up with this one, though I see a few variations when searching through past dad jokes.
Trying to write some clean jokes about bowling balls
but they keep ending up in the gutter.
I think we all should use nothing but mops and brooms to clean our floors
I guess that means I'm anti-vacs.
Why do vampires clean their teeth three times a day?
When I was in college, my roommate and I would clean each other's rooms
We were maid for each other
When you clean the vaccum cleaner, you become the vaccum cleaner
What's the best way to clean up fake shit?
My friend told me he was using sodium hydroxide to clean his pillows
What a weird thing to lye about
What do you call someone who cleans a vaccum cleaner?
How do aliens keep themselves clean while in space?
When I was in college my roommate used to clean my room and I used to clean his
We were maid for each other
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