How did the dinosaur get clean?
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οΈ Dec 27 2020
What TV shows are squeaky clean?
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οΈ Jan 25 2021
How does a pirate clean cards?
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οΈ Jan 02 2021
How do you clean a pig?
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οΈ Dec 30 2020
My friend was shot clean through his skull but survived.
I canβt imagine what was going through his mind at the time.
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οΈ Nov 19 2020
What do you call a dinosaur who is easy to clean, heat resistant and long lasting?
py-rex
I'll get my coat...
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οΈ Oct 26 2020
How does the Earth keep itself clean ?
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οΈ Dec 03 2020
The first company to rename their dinner rolls "gravy mops" is really going to clean up.
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οΈ Dec 26 2020
When I was in college, my roommate used to clean my room, and I used to clean his.
We were maid for each other.
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οΈ Nov 12 2020
Mom told son to clean his room. But instead, he set it on fire...
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οΈ Dec 24 2020
What do you call clean music? [OC]
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οΈ Nov 19 2020
My daughter wanted to clean her cardboard rocketship with her face cloth...
Trying to reduce the enormous amount of laundry associated with kids,
I said, "you don't need to clean your rocketship. It's not dirty. Space is a vacuum"....
I could hear my wife's eyes roll in the next room. Success!
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οΈ Dec 20 2020
How does Chris Kringle clean his hands?
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οΈ Dec 25 2020
How do you clean your hands at the North Pole?
You use hand Santa-tizer.
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οΈ Dec 18 2020
I clean all my weapons with tree sap.
Some say Iβm crazy, but Iβm sticking to my guns.
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οΈ Sep 15 2020
I play minesweeper while my wife cleans the house...
Because she is dealing with hersweeper
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οΈ Dec 21 2020
Dwayne Johnson paid me to clean up and organize his craft room, but sadly, I lost his scrapbook cutting tool.
I lost the Rockβs paper scissors.
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οΈ Jun 12 2020
How did dinosaurs clean their teeth?
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οΈ Nov 05 2020
Why did the flatbread become a clean comedian?
He wanted to be naan-offensive.
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οΈ Dec 14 2020
Many Folks Donβt Know that Santa Often has to Clean the Small Bits of Poo from his Reindeer Butts.
They call them Jingle Berries.
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οΈ Dec 09 2020
me: *cleans vacuum cleaner*
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οΈ Dec 03 2020
How do medieval cathedrals clean their mouths before bedtime?
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οΈ Nov 30 2020
Who keeps the ocean clean?
A mermaid!
Courtesy of my 10 year old daughter
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οΈ Oct 10 2020
If you clean a vacuum cleaner...
...you make the vacuum cleaner.
If you make a living out of it, you'd be called the vacuum cleaner.
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οΈ Nov 07 2020
Why was the tailless horse so clean?
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οΈ Nov 11 2020
What do you find in a clean nose?
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οΈ Oct 24 2020
What do volunteers clean up outside of libraries?
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οΈ Sep 16 2020
My friend used to clean house for a famous singer-guitar player, til he died in 2016. She then became a police investigator...
She dusted for Prince now she's dusting for prints.
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οΈ Oct 13 2020
I got my fish to clean my tank for free
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οΈ Sep 29 2020
What do you clean a band instrument with?
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οΈ Oct 07 2020
After days, it felt nice to finally come clean
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οΈ Sep 21 2020
[META] Dad jokes should be clean, not just groan-inducing. That's what makes it a Dad joke, we can tell it to the kids in front of Mom and not get in trouble (other than maybe for the punchline).
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οΈ Oct 29 2019
How do you clean the inside of a Uterus?
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οΈ Sep 21 2020
Two cowboys walking through the plains, no food or water, death imminent. When through hazy vision one of them spies a tree, covered in bacon by an oasis of pure clean. One cowboy hide behind a rock, as his confused friend runs to the tree... only to be gunned down by some bandits.
The second cowboy is relieved to be alive, and thankful that he knew that that was no bacon tree.
It was a ham bush
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οΈ Sep 25 2020
I washed my whites today. They got so clean,
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οΈ Sep 21 2020
What does the Mandalorian use to clean up Baby Yoda's messes?
He uses Bounty [a paper towel brand in the US]
I'm very proud--my teenage son just came up with this one, though I see a few variations when searching through past dad jokes.
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οΈ Sep 19 2020
Crisp and clean
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οΈ Jul 03 2020
Trying to write some clean jokes about bowling balls
but they keep ending up in the gutter.
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οΈ Dec 07 2019
I think we all should use nothing but mops and brooms to clean our floors
I guess that means I'm anti-vacs.
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οΈ Aug 15 2020
Why do vampires clean their teeth three times a day?
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οΈ Aug 23 2020
When I was in college, my roommate and I would clean each other's rooms
We were maid for each other
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οΈ Aug 26 2020
What a clean joke.
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οΈ Jul 03 2020
When you clean the vaccum cleaner, you become the vaccum cleaner
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οΈ Jun 07 2020
What's the best way to clean up fake shit?
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οΈ Sep 12 2020
My friend told me he was using sodium hydroxide to clean his pillows
What a weird thing to lye about
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οΈ Jun 11 2020
What do you call someone who cleans a vaccum cleaner?
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οΈ Apr 30 2020
How do aliens keep themselves clean while in space?
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οΈ Nov 25 2020
When I was in college my roommate used to clean my room and I used to clean his
We were maid for each other
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οΈ Aug 24 2020
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