I looked up the word 'opaque' in the dictionary...

....but the definition is unclear.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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My dad is more transparent now

than when he was my mother

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Erik1337Cubeman
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2021
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The meaning of opaque is still unclear to me
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoshTGDG
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2017
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Daughter had a balloon with a penny in it.

So, for Easter, my wife and I got our 2-year-old an array of balloons from a delivery service, including some pre-inflated pieces you could β€œbuild your own butterfly” with, etc. It was pretty cool, but coolest of all was this clear balloon pretty tightly inflated with a single penny in it, and if you shook the balloon enough, the penny would eventually find its way to circling the inside of the balloon.

Those balloons lasted for weeks, until today. If you’ve ever seen a clear balloon deflate, you know it gets a little yellow and opaque.

My wife found it laying around and brought it to me, saying, β€œThis looks like a condom with a penny in it.” And I said, β€œThat’s why they call it a money shot.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dormsta
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2020
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I bought some clear, liquid hand-soap today.

Got home and realized that I can't use it. My hands are solid, and opaque.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FYF69
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2018
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She asked me to make sure everything was clear on the counter…

So I said, "what should I do with all the opaque things?"

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2018
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Dadjoked my mom

After she explained something to the kids.

Her: "Am I clear?"

Me: "You look opaque to me."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xipheon
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2014
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I looked up opaque in the dictionary

But the definition is unclear

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2018
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The definition of opaque

Is unclear

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crapinlaws08
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2019
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I looked up opaque in the dictionary

But the definition is unclear.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/keithasaurus
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2018
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The meaning of opaque is unclear.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tanglimara
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2018
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