49 Hilarious Fogged Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

Fogged up glasses during a pandemic

Is a real pain in the mask

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👤︎ u/runs_with_airplanes

📅︎ Jun 18 2020

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What did the fog say to his long lost friend the tree?

"I mist you!"

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👤︎ u/JaykDoe

📅︎ Dec 30 2020

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A fog rolled in and turned my car into gold!

Must have been an alche-mist.

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👤︎ u/SegavsCapcom

📅︎ Nov 18 2020

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My wife asked me, “Did you fog up the bathroom mirror again?”

I said, “I don’t see myself doing that.”

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ May 22 2020

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I tried to catch fog yesterday

I mist

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👤︎ u/Dangling_Beef

📅︎ Nov 15 2020

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I accidently dropped grandma's ashes into my fog machine.

She will be mist.

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👤︎ u/writenroll

📅︎ Sep 21 2020

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Tried catching fog the other day...

Mist.

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👤︎ u/binxing

📅︎ Jul 23 2020

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If I disappeared into the fog tomorrow

Would I be mist?

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👤︎ u/Albamc35

📅︎ May 07 2020

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did you see the fog today?

ah you must have mist it

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👤︎ u/Joelrus_Walrus

📅︎ Apr 15 2020

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I don't like all this fog, it's foreboding.

No, this weather is terrible for boating.

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👤︎ u/SenecaDale

📅︎ Dec 30 2019

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My son asked me to play catch with him outside in the fog.

He threw the first one and I mist.

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👤︎ u/ArshmanR

📅︎ Jan 16 2020

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Hear about the kid who tryed to catch some fog?

He Mist.

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👤︎ u/Lamshane

📅︎ Nov 06 2019

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A man is walking home alone late one foggy night, when behind him he hears:

Bump…

Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him.

Bump…

BUMP…

Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home. The casket still bouncing quickly behind him.

Faster…

FASTER…

Bump…

BUMP…

He runs up to his door, fumbles with the keys, opens the door, rushes in and slams and locks the door behind him.

Rushing up the stairs to his bathroom, the man locks himself in. His heart is pounding. His head is reeling. His breath is coming in sobbing gasps.

With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door. Bumping and clapping towards him.

The man screams and reaches for something, anything, but all he can find is cough syrup!

Desperate, he throws the cough syrup as the casket!

And…

The coffin stops….

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👤︎ u/ParadoxXSchock

📅︎ Nov 18 2020

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1-800-GET-RICH

If you, or a loved one, wear glasses and are being forced to wear a mask, you may be entitled to condensation.

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👤︎ u/Edavis050694

📅︎ Oct 24 2020

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What do you call a negative fog?

A pessimist

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👤︎ u/Lordwhichue

📅︎ Jul 14 2019

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What do you call an uplifting fog?

Optimist

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👤︎ u/ZarcoMacro

📅︎ Sep 01 2019

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The new theather wasn't able to use a fog machine in their new play.

It was really a mist oppurtunity.

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👤︎ u/yeahlte

📅︎ Jul 27 2019

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I tried to take a picture of some fog

I mist

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👤︎ u/MarveliteFreak

📅︎ Jul 02 2019

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I went hunting for some fog today..

Mist

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👤︎ u/DJOK9R

📅︎ May 27 2019

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Tried to catch fog this morning.

Barely mist it.

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👤︎ u/Freddie83

📅︎ Nov 09 2020

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I tried to catch the fog

I mist

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👤︎ u/Vanguard_The

📅︎ Oct 16 2020

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I tried to catch fog yesterday

I mist

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👤︎ u/PiPuPap

📅︎ Jul 25 2020

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I tried to catch the fog yesterday.

Mist

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👤︎ u/ObliviousSea

📅︎ Jul 20 2020

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I tried to catch fog once,

I mist

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👤︎ u/CarpeSkiem

📅︎ Aug 25 2020

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Tried to catch fog the other day...

Mist

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👤︎ u/xtilexx

📅︎ Aug 15 2020

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I tried catching fog the other day

I mist.

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👤︎ u/WhoTheF---AmI

📅︎ Jul 19 2020

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I tried to catch fog yesterday...

Mist.

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👤︎ u/Willow-wolliW

📅︎ Jun 19 2020

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I tried to catch fog yesterday,

I mist.

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👤︎ u/Ruski_Oligarch

📅︎ Jul 03 2020

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Tried to catch fog yesterday

Mist

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👤︎ u/BlankPhotos

📅︎ May 10 2020

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I tried to catch fog yesterday...

Mist.

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👤︎ u/ProGamer14719

📅︎ May 11 2020

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I tried to catch some fog

Mist

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👤︎ u/bellythelystro994

📅︎ Jan 24 2020

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Tried to grab the fog this morning

unfortunately, I mist.

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👤︎ u/iknowthisischeesy

📅︎ Dec 14 2019

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i tried to grab fog one time...

..mist

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👤︎ u/seegerts86

📅︎ Feb 19 2020

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I tried to catch fog one time

But I mist

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👤︎ u/EvBoi01

📅︎ Jan 09 2020

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I tried to catch fog yesterday...

I mist

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👤︎ u/Sleeteater

📅︎ Oct 30 2019

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I tried catching some fog today...

I mist.

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👤︎ u/Fildo_Daggins

📅︎ Oct 17 2019

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My dad tried to punch the fog today...

he mist.

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👤︎ u/NuccSucc

📅︎ Mar 13 2019

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Tried to catch some fog earlier,

but I mist.

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👤︎ u/HucKmoreNadeS

📅︎ Oct 22 2019

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What happened to the guy that tried to catch the fog?

He mist

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👤︎ u/ICE0124

📅︎ Dec 27 2019

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I tried to catch some fog

But I mist

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👤︎ u/A_Skinny_Bean

📅︎ Aug 16 2019

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I tried to catch fog yesterday,

Mist

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👤︎ u/emcarpx

📅︎ Oct 15 2019

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I tried to catch some fog once.

I mist.

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👤︎ u/AJAT2005

📅︎ Aug 08 2019

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I tried to catch some fog earlier

I mist

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👤︎ u/maybeitskatie

📅︎ Aug 04 2019

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Went out this morning to catch some fog.

Mist.

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👤︎ u/HazyDayZ420

📅︎ May 20 2019

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I tried to catch fog the other day...I mist.

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👤︎ u/TMallon15

📅︎ Jan 04 2019

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I tried to catch some fog

But I mist

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👤︎ u/The_Cosmic_Kitten

📅︎ Aug 20 2019

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Tried to catch some fog the other day

Mist

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👤︎ u/thrmuffinman

📅︎ Jan 05 2019

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I tried to catch some fog today.

I mist. :(

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👤︎ u/pink-sundress

📅︎ Jan 26 2018

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I tried to catch some fog

I mist

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👤︎ u/GavinAT

📅︎ Oct 09 2018

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