My wife asked me, β€œDid you fog up the bathroom mirror again?”

I said, β€œI don’t see myself doing that.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ES_FTrader
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2021
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If I disappeared into the fog tomorrow,

would I be mist?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Merlin-5
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2021
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I tried to catch some fog the other day

I mist.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2021
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What did the fog say to his long lost friend the tree?

"I mist you!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JaykDoe
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2020
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did you see the fog today?

ah you must have mist it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Joelrus_Walrus
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2020
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Hear about the kid who tryed to catch some fog?

He Mist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lamshane
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2019
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My dad tried to punch the fog today...

he mist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NuccSucc
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2019
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My son asked me to play catch with him outside in the fog.

He threw the first one and I mist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ArshmanR
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2020
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The new theather wasn't able to use a fog machine in their new play.

It was really a mist oppurtunity.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yeahlte
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2019
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I once witnessed a magician make the fog over a lake disappear.

It was mist defying.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WhiteWalterBlack
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2018
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I tried to take a picture of the fog

I mist

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PNW_smoketastic
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2018
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Did you hear about the man that died in the fog?

He will be mist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SharKThEGoD
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2019
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Ugh, the fog's rolling back in again

I guess it mist me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/garboooge
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2018
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Why didn't the ninja take out his target while following him in the fog?

No one knows, it was a mist opportunity.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ApexDovah
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2016
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What did the fog say to the mist?

Two's company, three's a cloud

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hawvy
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2016
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I tried catching fog the other day

I mist

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joeytherealking
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2021
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Tried to grab the fog.

I mist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chihiro_yoru
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2021
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My wife asked me, β€œDid you fog up the bathroom mirror again?”

I said, β€œI don’t see myself doing that.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2020
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I tried to catch the fog

I mist

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vanguard_The
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2020
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Tried catching fog the other day...

Mist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/binxing
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2020
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I tried to catch the fog yesterday.

Mist

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ObliviousSea
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2020
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Tried to catch fog the other day...

Mist

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xtilexx
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2020
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I tried catching fog the other day

I mist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WhoTheF---AmI
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2020
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If I disappeared into the fog tomorrow

Would I be mist?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Albamc35
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2020
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Tried to grab the fog this morning

unfortunately, I mist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iknowthisischeesy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2019
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What happened to the guy that tried to catch the fog?

He mist

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ICE0124
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2019
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I tried to catch fog the other day...I mist.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TMallon15
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2019
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Tried to catch some fog the other day

Mist

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thrmuffinman
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2019
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I tried to grab the fog this morning.

I mist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CecilBlight
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2018
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I tried to catch the fog.

Mist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/UNLArchitect
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2018
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What happens to the man that tried to catch the fog?

He mist

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gamertron20000
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2018
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I went out to catch some fog the other day.

Mist

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BigsTabs
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2018
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I tried to catch fog the other day...

mist

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AndyB2708
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2018
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I tried to catch some of the fog outside this morning

I mist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/helloinvader
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2016
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I tried to grab the fog...

But I mist

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Supamcnasty83
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2015
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