My wife asked me, βDid you fog up the bathroom mirror again?β
I said, βI donβt see myself doing that.β
π︎ 155
π
︎ Feb 13 2021
There was a fog machine on sale, but I didn't have enough cash.
It was a mist opportunity.
π︎ 12
π
︎ Feb 28 2021
If I disappeared into the fog tomorrow,
π︎ 39
π
︎ Feb 03 2021
Accidentally knocked my grandmas ashes into a fog machine....
π︎ 112
π
︎ Jan 15 2021
I tried to catch some fog the other day
π︎ 13
π
︎ Mar 03 2021
Fog
Found this on Twitter:
My pal, driving in fog, got pulled over. Cop says βWhat do we do when we encounter Mr Fog?β. My pal thinks βbetter humour himβ so says β We turn Mr Steering Wheel towards Mr Slow laneβ. Cop says βNo Sir, I said βWhat do we do when we encounter MIST OR FOG !β
π︎ 4
π
︎ Feb 13 2021
What did the fog say to his long lost friend the tree?
π︎ 14
π
︎ Dec 30 2020
I accidently dropped grandma's ashes into my fog machine.
π︎ 53
π
︎ Sep 21 2020
A fog rolled in and turned my car into gold!
Must have been an alche-mist.
π︎ 23
π
︎ Nov 18 2020
did you see the fog today?
π︎ 20
π
︎ Apr 15 2020
Hear about the kid who tryed to catch some fog?
π︎ 11
π
︎ Nov 06 2019
My dad tried to punch the fog today...
π︎ 74
π
︎ Mar 13 2019
I don't like all this fog, it's foreboding.
No, this weather is terrible for boating.
π︎ 14
π
︎ Dec 30 2019
My son asked me to play catch with him outside in the fog.
He threw the first one and I mist.
π︎ 8
π
︎ Jan 16 2020
What do you call a negative fog?
π︎ 43
π
︎ Jul 14 2019
What do you call an uplifting fog?
π︎ 8
π
︎ Sep 01 2019
I tried catching fog the other day
π︎ 11
π
︎ Feb 24 2021
Fog
Found this gem on Twitter:
My pal, driving in fog, got pulled over. Cop says βWhat do we do when we encounter Mr Fog?β. My pal thinks βbetter humour himβ so says β We turn Mr Steering Wheel towards Mr Slow laneβ. Cop says βNo Sir, I said βWhat do we do when we encounter MIST OR FOG !β
π︎ 8
π
︎ Feb 13 2021
Tried to grab the fog.
π︎ 12
π
︎ Jan 21 2021
My wife asked me, βDid you fog up the bathroom mirror again?β
I said, βI donβt see myself doing that.β
π︎ 9k
π
︎ May 22 2020
I tried to catch fog yesterday
π︎ 11
π
︎ Nov 15 2020
Tried to catch fog this morning.
π︎ 3
π
︎ Nov 09 2020
I tried to catch the fog
π︎ 9
π
︎ Oct 16 2020
I tried to catch fog yesterday
π︎ 54
π
︎ Jul 25 2020
Tried catching fog the other day...
π︎ 29
π
︎ Jul 23 2020
I tried to catch the fog yesterday.
π︎ 28
π
︎ Jul 20 2020
I tried to catch fog once,
π︎ 16
π
︎ Aug 25 2020
Tried to catch fog the other day...
π︎ 17
π
︎ Aug 15 2020
I tried catching fog the other day
π︎ 11
π
︎ Jul 19 2020
I tried to catch fog yesterday...
π︎ 27
π
︎ Jun 19 2020
I tried to catch fog yesterday,
π︎ 18
π
︎ Jul 03 2020
If I disappeared into the fog tomorrow
π︎ 60
π
︎ May 07 2020
Tried to catch fog yesterday
π︎ 60
π
︎ May 10 2020
I tried to catch fog yesterday...
π︎ 4
π
︎ May 11 2020
I tried to catch some fog
π︎ 14
π
︎ Jan 24 2020
Tried to grab the fog this morning
π︎ 50
π
︎ Dec 14 2019
i tried to grab fog one time...
π︎ 17
π
︎ Feb 19 2020
I tried to catch fog yesterday...
π︎ 25
π
︎ Oct 30 2019
I tried catching some fog today...
π︎ 18
π
︎ Oct 17 2019
I tried to catch fog one time
π︎ 8
π
︎ Jan 09 2020
Tried to catch some fog earlier,
π︎ 12
π
︎ Oct 22 2019
What happened to the guy that tried to catch the fog?
π︎ 2
π
︎ Dec 27 2019
I tried to catch some fog
π︎ 6
π
︎ Aug 16 2019
I tried to catch some fog once.
π︎ 68
π
︎ Aug 08 2019
I tried to catch fog yesterday,
π︎ 10
π
︎ Oct 15 2019
I tried to catch some fog earlier
π︎ 9
π
︎ Aug 04 2019
Went out this morning to catch some fog.
π︎ 29
π
︎ May 20 2019
I tried to catch fog the other day...I mist.
π︎ 14
π
︎ Jan 04 2019
I tried to catch some fog today.
π︎ 77
π
︎ Jan 26 2018
Tried to catch some fog the other day
π︎ 41
π
︎ Jan 05 2019
Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.
