My answer was spot on, upon being asked to give an example on a "Business being completely ruined due to carelessness" All I said was... "A Pregnant Prostitute"
But I came away with uncertainty and disorientation.
When the reporter asked the doctor “how is Kim Jong Un?”
Doctor replied: Kim Jong Ill
Panda-monium
Basically set decoration, we had a small crew. A lot of the actors and the rest of the crew were confused who was in charge of those items. Luckily, Jason was a reliable, honest guy. In fact, he was one of the most honest, dependable people I knew on set.
So that evening before we had dinner together, I called Jason to the center, and thanked him for the quality of work that he'd put out so far, and I said "Props to Jason."
She doesn't know her ass from a hole in the ground.
Turns out two heads are better than one.
It was the Fred Schneider cut. Oops!
Now I’m in hot water with the Japanese mafia.
It doesn't make any cents.
It was littering.
Yeti never complains.
Paint yourself green and throw spoons at them
You buy the one that sucks the most
Because all his uncles were ants.
I said "Because you're Russian me."
Croc-a-doodle-doo
that way you won't take any fall damage.
Stop living in de nile
Asking for a friend.....
He wondered, what happened to the man in the mirror?
I was born with mine
I’d be like, where the fuck do all these nickels keep coming from?
Uuh
"...mountains peak!"
I'd never met herbivore
Toilet paper math (20=46)
But you can't really compare apples to oranges.
He drinks straight from the bottle.
But as they say, 'tis the season
Turkey says "blulululu awesome, bring me a Kevin!"
It’s just a mythunderstanding.
Now, I have completely lost my Focus.
Me: "Hi confused, I'm Mom"
He tells the host he has come dressed as a snail.
"But who's the woman?" The host asks, confused.
"Oh, This is Michelle"
This was my 6 year old cousins favourite joke for a while and it still cracks me up especially given the concerned looks the adults share when the joke starts
He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patty Whack.
"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."
Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager.
Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.
The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.
Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.
She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral." She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"
The bank manager looks back at her and says, "It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."
Now I'm in hot water with the Japanese Mafia
There would be mass confusion
Yeti never complains... 🤔
Now I'm in hot water with the Japanese mafia.
There would be mass confusion
Now I'm in hot water with the japanese mafia.
but now, I'm not so sure
...Yetti never complains.
